Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition

Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition

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Barbarians way to become a pleb
By Kungflooki
Nothing to do with the game. A.K.A STUPID
   
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Start Your Plebian Life today!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Vile beggers it is me the one and only Plebius Ceaser. In this guide i will teach the way to become a pleb, but wait whats that...... Your already a Pleb? if so then ♥♥♥♥ off you inbred idiot!!!

So read carefully and do as i say.
Lifestyle
Are you a person who live's in a barbarian house and has a barbarian clothes and lifestyle....... Yes
Then you are in luck my stincking poor barbarian. You must adjust your poor lifestyle to the poor pleb lifestyle!!! 1. Diet: Eat many of the pleby food for example Stale bread Mmmm Hungary already. 2.Mindset: Instead doing freewill stuff you must be prepared and accept the fact that your higher ups tell you every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to do and you will fufill it even if they say kill your pointless pleb self. 3.Personal belongings: Do you have a bloody sword, just pants or nude, crappy bronze circle thingy. If you have these stuff or something in the barbarian nature you should burn it, instead you should have these for the start of your pleb life!!! red Tunic,sandles,dagger,leather purse. 4:House: pretty simple really have a rented 1 bedroom house or live on streets thats it.
Last bit thingy stuff
If you completed all these instruction the congrats you are officially apart of the office of plebians other wise known as "useless junck puked out of a pigs ass then ate by many useless pigs then crapped on a 100year old pants" Constine words. BE PREPARED!!!! you will probally get these many things hapen to you PAY ATTANTION!!!

Get killed by Barbarians, Get killed by Inbred Barbarians, Get killed by iberian-celtic cross breed Barbarians, Get killed by Gallic-iberian cross breed Barbarians, Get killed by Briton-Celtic Barbarian, Get killed by Gallic Barbarian, Get killed by iberian Barbarian, Get killed by Celtic Barbarian.Get killed by all types of Barbarians.

Taxed to no money the die of Hunger, thirst, plague, trampled, sucide, other plebs.

become a slave
become useless being
become a soldier to fight to your death

i will be here all day the amount stuff that could happen.


Become a Pleb today!!!! yay!!!!!!
15 Comments
lawrencehaynes6969 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40am 
LMAO!!:steamhappy:
Kungflooki  [author] 8 Nov, 2015 @ 10:52am 
Luckily there's people like me who do this shit so u guys dont have to.
i lateral raise 315 lbs 8 Nov, 2015 @ 10:25am 
Who the fuck actually spends time writing this? LOL I can't stop laughing at this shit either
StupidSexyBigChunga 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:23am 
i learnt alot of pleb history from this guide. 11/10 would pleb again.
Kungflooki  [author] 1 Nov, 2015 @ 11:45am 
Indeed a mistake, a pleb should die in the dirtiest way possible.
klarkao 31 Oct, 2015 @ 10:11pm 
One time I struck a pleb, and he didn't say "Thank you lord", so I told my barbarian slave to kill him. Maybe it was a mistake giving him an honourable pleb death, what do you think?
Rekr.Fitzlaff 31 Oct, 2015 @ 5:31pm 
Pls make more guide's like this. Now my gorgeous empire is full of plebs.
Kungflooki  [author] 30 Oct, 2015 @ 6:03am 
Indeed dumb plebs
klarkao 30 Oct, 2015 @ 4:56am 
Lol, dumb plebs.
Kungflooki  [author] 29 Oct, 2015 @ 6:17am 
Depends on what type of pleb level he is on.