Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Game Mode: King of the Hill
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2 Jun, 2015 @ 4:02pm
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Trainsawlaser

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Description
A mysterious suicidal cult to an entity known only as "Train God" has been discovered in an abandoned industrial hazardous materials compound. We're not sure what they were doing or why they were doing it, but we do know that we want whatever it is that they have. The dirty hippies have been driven from their homeland and into the desert where they belong. The only thing left to do is decide which team gets to claim the weird hazardous facility as their own.

Red and Blu have taken part of the compound as their own and it's up to you to stumble your way through the literal death trap of a work environment and capture that point! The hippies were kind of encouraging the last part, but never mind that. Sign this release form...

FEATURES
  • Trains!
  • Saws!
  • Lasers!
  • Dirty hippy Graffiti! Smell the patchouli still in the carpet!
  • Patented Train Rain™ technology!
  • More environmental deaths than you can count or even realize are there!
  • Bad-ass voice over work! Your maps don't have that! Suck it!
  • Sacrifice counter! Keeps tally of all your noble sacrifices to the hippy god thing that is probably a big deal to someone!
  • Sacrifice milestone events! Die 100 times, get rewarded! Science!
  • Proven dev texture aesthetics! Wow! Look at that detail!
  • Alcohol influenced design decisions!
  • Signs that lie!
  • Acid-Toxic-Waste-Stuff... It glows and hurts! Swim in it!(beware of sharks)
  • Sadistic level design! ♥♥♥♥ you, players!
  • Totally seasonal pumpkin bombs!
  • ♥♥♥♥♥-Given Counter™ updated in real time!
  • Dizzying spectator cameras!
  • Professional-grade clipping! Feel the smooth transitions! Stuck? It's your own fault!
  • Engineer enraging nerfs! Haha!
  • Spells! Which one do you have, you ask? ♥♥♥♥ if I know!

Voice credits:
Train God - [UEAK]Carnage
Lucy in the Sky with Lasers - [UEAK]Khaleesi
Pastor Kilgore the Saw Cluster - [UEAK]Damon
Choo Choo the Train Shark - [UEAK]Crash
Additional voices from SalTV and Muselk

Custom particles by FissionMetroid


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Popular Discussions View All (6)
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14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm
Where do I download this map?
rokko
4
22 Jul, 2017 @ 7:45am
Why are the servers so bland
Name the Profession
3
24 Nov, 2020 @ 5:29am
y are there no more servers
Wings4505
225 Comments
SHiFT_DeL3TE 22 Apr @ 4:13pm 
im so sad i can't find any servers running this map anymore.
zank 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:08am 
vscript remake of trainsaw?
ඞ amogus ඞ 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am 
well with Vscript he could probably add croc npcs that hunt players on water of any kind.
Dogman15 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58am 
Imagine if there was a way to add crocodiles to this map somehow. The only question is where? There's not really any good place to put them, since they are designed to swim on the surface of water, not in deep water.
TCK 6 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04pm 
2022 still holds so much fun and legacy gameplay unmatched!
Latte 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:37pm 
nostalgia
nuzkill 4 May, 2022 @ 10:12pm 
one of the better maps
CurseOfCrits 19 Apr, 2022 @ 4:42am 
I doubt anyone has the answer to this but I'm holding out for a miracle. Where do I download the 128 x 128 tan orange and brown dev textures present on reds side of this map, I can't seem to find the exact texture on game banana but I also know other maps have the same texture too. Seems like a really useful texture to have to signify wood.
Lightfeather57 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:32pm 
wait, hold on, the download button doesn't work, but I copied the link and the pasted it, and I downloaded it.
Lightfeather57 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11pm 
Nothing works, I can't seem to get the map. the download button on TF2Maps.net opens a new tab that closes instantly. Now I am just sad.