Hi there today i'm going to show you how to disappoint the people who gave birth to you with this quick easy guide.
Step 1: Go to the Steam Store
Step 2: Look at all the visual novels (Sale or no sale any will work)
Step 3: Purchase any of the "moe'st" games you can find (Examples are below!)
Step 4: Wait until your steam confirmation email appears in your mailbox
Step 5: Print the Email and pin it unto your fridge (Or any frequent area within your house)
Step 6: Wait until the disapointment arrives within your life( Usually within 2-3 days just be patient)

I hope this guide helped you as it helped me disappoint my parent's with my purchases!
(This guide isn't to be taken seriously I'm happy that your comfortable with your purchases have fun!)