SURVIVAL: Postapocalypse Now

SURVIVAL: Postapocalypse Now

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How not to fly the Helicopter
By Calamity
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me
   
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The Steps
Step 1. Give all the needed components to start the helicopter to the most unstrusworthy member of the group

Step 2. Send 3 out of 4 members onto the helicopter

Step 3. Watch as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ helicopter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crashes into some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trees and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explodes killing all three members aboard the chopper

Final Step. Commit Sepaku
What to do after you realize that you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Step 1. Cry internally

Step 2. Cry externally

Step 3. Grab sword

Step 4. Commit Sepaku (x4)
4 Comments
WalkOffThe3arth 2 May, 2015 @ 9:13am 
i followed these directions exactly and worked the first time. great article, very helpful and detailed.
欧亚大陆 eurasia_99 神 28 Apr, 2015 @ 3:59pm 
fuck me BABY
Complexits 27 Apr, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
instructions not clear. Got penis in toaster
Calamity  [author] 27 Apr, 2015 @ 5:19pm 
Fucking Kill Me