"Ok… so let’s start:

I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… I must confess I’m a homosexual (I know… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this town (I’ve been around for 2 years).

I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway :-)

Travel, surprises, music, dancing, buttsex, sports, books, anal, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, puss, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness, and kush.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of:
– Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…)
– Self-centered people (but, hey… Have you already heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!)
– TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies)
– Excessive work out / complete body addiction
– Lickers (but same problem as #2…)

In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here:
“Ok let’s give it a try”
“To be honest, I don’t know”
“20 bucks”
“Let me hit that” ok this one doesn’t really count either… :-)

And last (I promise), if you think that Aliquippa is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding :-)

I am crazy, stupid, and charming."