His day went as the following:
He walked into the solitude court mages room stole a bunch of stuff
Got caught by the guard
He would rather die then go to prison
Side steps the charging guard and runs past then jumped off of the balcony to the first floor
Ran out the door
Turns around to see four guards chasing him
Hits one with fury keeps running
Charges into a alchemy shop
Steals everything on the counter
Runs out as the guards run in
Runs out the gate
Turns around hits two more guards with fury
Steals a horse in all the commotion
Escapes
He could only imagine the first guards face as he sidesteped him