Welcome to Rust — the game where you spawn naked, freeze to death, starve, and five minutes later get humiliated by a 12-year-old wearing a cooking pot and holding a gun made out of trash.

Rust teaches you everything you need to know about life:

How to survive without pants or dignity;

How to make friends who will 100% rob you;

How to build a house that’ll be raided while you sleep;

How to speak English, even if you didn’t plan to;

How to become a philosopher, staring at the campfire wondering why you keep living after dying to yet another wolf.

Rust is a simulator of evolution:
You start with a rock and a stick and end up blowing up other people’s bases for loot you don’t even need.
Then it all resets. Again.

And most importantly — never trust anyone who says “friendly?”
Because one second later, you’ll see the respawn screen:sacrificed:.