Step 1: Build a building. I suggest a nonlethal building like a dispenser or a teleporter.

Step 2: Right click on it. You are now "Haul"ing it.

Step 3: Crouch and walk anywhere you want. I suggest forward. (By crouching, and not fighting back, many people may even let you walk around in pubs!)
Step 4: FINAL STEP. Spam the "go, go, go" voice command and the "move up" command. the default button to find these is "Z"

Commandments:

1. You will never, EVER, EVER, place a sentry down. If you get tired of carrying around a sentry, then you should have made a dispenser.
2. We are nonviolent. Never fight back. Even if a fellow Haulgie is being attacked.
3. The ONLY time you get to fight back is if someone excessively kills you or your Haulgie friends. If this happens, you may attack them with melees and pistols.
4. You may use the short circut to defend you and your Haulgie friends.
5. Don't be a jerk.
6. SPREAD THE WORD! :D

These will be updated when someone does something that needs to be added