Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Introducing: Haulgie!
By tdogredman
Haulgie is the new SPYCRAB :D! Haulgie is the new RANCHO RELAXO! HAULGIE IS THE NEW FRIENDLY HEAVY! Haulgie is all of these things...AND MORE.
   
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Step One: How to be a Haulgie
To become a Haulgie all you have to do is the following:
Step 1: Build a building. I suggest a nonlethal building like a dispenser or a teleporter.

Step 2: Right click on it. You are now "Haul"ing it.

Step 3: Crouch and walk anywhere you want. I suggest forward. (By crouching, and not fighting back, many people may even let you walk around in pubs!)
Step 4: FINAL STEP. Spam the "go, go, go" voice command and the "move up" command. the default button to find these is "Z"

CONGRATS! YOU ARE NOW A HAULGIE! :D
Step Two: The rules of the Haulgie
Some people will not follow the rules properly. So we have the HAULGIE COMMANDMENTS.

Commandments:

1. You will never, EVER, EVER, place a sentry down. If you get tired of carrying around a sentry, then you should have made a dispenser.
2. We are nonviolent. Never fight back. Even if a fellow Haulgie is being attacked.
3. The ONLY time you get to fight back is if someone excessively kills you or your Haulgie friends. If this happens, you may attack them with melees and pistols.
4. You may use the short circut to defend you and your Haulgie friends.
5. Don't be a jerk.
6. SPREAD THE WORD! :D

These will be updated when someone does something that needs to be added
Final Section: Becoming a fully-blown Haulgie
Did you follow everything in this guide? Great. You're good to go! BE GONE AND HAVE FUN!
5 Comments
tdogredman  [author] 8 Dec, 2014 @ 5:11pm 
@UnitedDucks
Thanks for the advice! Updated.
Dozo 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:11pm 
new rule: you can use the short circuit but only for destroying projectiles to defend other haulgies or yourself
EmethSAS 5 Dec, 2014 @ 11:19am 
Sweet idea for friendly Engies... I like it.
[F2P] Σίγμα 5 Dec, 2014 @ 9:02am 
Instead of a dispenser, carry around a mini-sentry. Deploy it when you've gained the trust of the enemy.
Mortier 5 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44am 
i think i messed up my dick is stuck in a building box