Crusader Kings II

Crusader Kings II

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how to become a mlg crusader like myself
By texmato man
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step one india
you play anyone in france
now in real life the mongols never conqured india if u conquer ur safe! then new plan, for world conquest, stay still for 200 to 300 years, do nothing at all save money. now buy a hella a lot of mercianies conquer all of india (if u havent already ;) ) and all of russia

become norse step 2
now after doing the steps above u must go to sweden or norway to find ur norse tutor they will teach the ways of norse to ur heir concubines runstone everywhere! reform anyway how that's ur own choice ;)

world conquest final step
now reformed norse you must go country to country raiding with thousands of merceranies you teach the word of odin
14 Comments
MemesOfProduction 14 Apr, 2016 @ 4:55pm 
This is shit. Drink bleach you damn commie
F4b!4n™ 31 Mar, 2015 @ 11:57am 
How do you change religion while ingame?
jsampson123 28 Mar, 2015 @ 5:58pm 
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Markoni 28 Mar, 2015 @ 3:02pm 
Wooowoooowooo Rolling my good stones in my roling sotnes deude
Theodamus 24 Mar, 2015 @ 5:52pm 
Top kek
76561198145854709 22 Mar, 2015 @ 7:54am 
HAIL THOR YOUR GOD
Brodacious 21 Mar, 2015 @ 9:14pm 
Tex is not the concubine we deserved, but the one we needed.
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The Great Depression 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:11pm 
Yes! Of course!You've just opened my eyes! It's astonishing! How have I not done this like nobody's business before?!?!?!!!1!

This guy is a genius!
Orthumar, Cool Dude 20 Mar, 2015 @ 1:24pm 
You.

You are a good person.