Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Dem Phisers are hungry for accountz
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Dem Phisers, scammers and sharks want your games, items, cards and did i mention games?
In this guide you will learn to avoid every single stupid scammer.
   
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Oh gosh, they are back.....RUN!
Phisers (aka the ultimate stupidity facepalmer), scammers (the idiots who fool the idiots) and sharks (which learnt to bait correctly in the bot era)

So, can you avoid this ban(d) of misfits? Yes you can

Bots come in all shapes and bad grammer. Read on and learn every single type.
The roullette $5000 buck trade?!
Hey Trade me this item please......
BOOM! GOTCHA! NOW PAY ME BLOODY $5000

yep, this has happened, even though you can't pay through trades, these scammers result in forcing you to pay through paypal. From my research that is. If you have to pay$5000 just click decline trade and ban that mother of a paypal. If you become bankrupt good job let me call steam to help you!
The legendary troll's feasting hell
Welcome to hell. Hell of phisers. Where Phisers like to fish out accounts

'Hey i know you from school, [random link] can you please look at my photo(s)?

'[random link] Can you explaon these photos'

'Hilarious face cam reaction, [random link]'

All these and the rest are.......idiotic

If these messages are coming from some random dude just hit the report button! While if a friend sends you this, don't click it still. Why? they might of got hacked.

You see i was a victim of these phisers. One day....

My friend sends me this:
'hey funny cam photo come check it out {link}'
Hmmm, seems cool it's my closet friend on steam for crying out loud.
*click* Wait a white screen.........10 seconds later......white screen....
What a troll. Let me go message this brat.
His offline, let's visit his account....woah
No games? No xp? What the hell?

Suddenly,

The exact message went to ALL my friends
I was getting messages 'like Is this a troll? and what the hell is this?'
while two of my friends said it was a phiser's cause
Luckily no harm to account after 6 weeks of the incident
NEWLY DISCOVERED SCAM TACTIC!
Ok, this scam is rare to receive so don't worry. but the damage this deals is OVERWHEALMING!
The scam involves a legit trade where the bot will talk like a normal person (good grammer and all)
while the victim will believe it, trade accepted and all of your items and even your whole account now belongs to a scammer

Think that's Damaging?
Contacting steam will not help in this situation since by then the bot will have already renamed the account and un verify everything to not allow steam to track the account.

Be careful this happened to my friend
Girls just wanna have fun? No i meant Girls just wanna have ACCOUNTS!
Ever played a tf2 server, where a girl was playing? Just like skype's infamous girl bots
steam is now leaking with girls that want you to view their fake pictures and join up a legit looking website

OH HELL NO!
Don't listen to them seriously? if you want to get greeted with 'thx for your account, gg'
just don't click it
Shark, sharks swimming around, who will they find today?
No! Even if your a newbie to tf2 or cs DON'T trust these trades unless you look up via wiki or a trustable source

'hey i'll trade you this crate worth [amount] for my (stupid) weapon [amount]

them sharks are too stupid for you dude.
Team Phiser-fists
In conclusion,

roses are red,
violets are blue,
Survive steam,
you earned the theme,
of a phiser surviver!

JOIN Phiser-Fists for a battle aganist the never ending Phisers!

JOIN NOW!

Thx for reading

and survive them phisers
1 kommentarer
Gambling Addict 2 aug, 2015 @ 10:06 
so do i get the title now