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How to spend 30 minutes with Velociraptor Ned (Walking the Dinosaur)
作者: ✨ ジェニイ姫 ✨
Now I get what you're thinking... why would I even want to spend time with Ned in the first place?

Well to answer that, you do because achievements and reasons.
Good enough?


Introduction
Velociraptor Ned comes from the DLC Enter the Dominatrix, you get him after you beat the mission set. You may think that this guy is 100% worthless, and you may just be right. Ned is ♥♥♥♥, buff please.
However we all still have to stay with him for 30-60 minutes just to unlock an achievement. Is this worth all the effort? Well I would say so, because it lead me to making this guide.
   
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Is Ned a good Homie?

Short answer No.

Can he be good? No.

SO THEN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS GUIDE FOR WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Well you can do anything you want, I made this guide to give ideas by showing you all what I was doing with Ned.
On Foot
You may get the idea that playing on foot with Ned is a good idea.

Stop this nonsense he only gets a quickshot pistol and he may pick up a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon off the ground.

However his lack of combat skills makes him the perfect person to go streaking with, I mean he's pretty much naked because he's a Raptor...



as a subnote Ned would not follow me around, and when given the chance no ♥♥♥♥ were given about streaking. Ned too srs.
In a car?
Assuming that you're one of the weird people who play this game and have actually added a car or 2 to your garage.... you could always try to do stuff with Ned in this.



But Ned is still a push over and there's no reason to have him help you escape the police... I mean if you get bored enough you could just drive him around...

I did that, and then I became his chauffeur for a while.
In a... bigger car?
Well I doubt car would be the word for this but really I mean what else are you going to call the manapult?


Shooting him out of this wasn't the most fun I've ever had, but the again maybe I should have aimed towards a wall.

No no no, BIGGER
._.
K

BIGGER! ♥♥♥♥ CARS.
Uhh well... ok.


While Ned works in here, it's not really the best place for Ned, and with that I move to..... RP.
u ♥♥♥ wot m8?
RP, yeah you know... role playing?

Dressing up stupid

Falling in love with a character


Getting in an argument with Ned, because he cheated on you with Shaundi, so then you punch him, and for some reason he gets mad and leaves you but then youre all like no please dont go and he's all like "I will" and youre all like :'( Pliz but then he leaves, and then he shoots you down in cold blood :^(
Has it been 30 minutes already?
Aww man, I really miss spending all that time with ned :(

Well that's too bad, everyone one say good-bye ned! and helloooooo achievement.








♥♥♥♥ YOU NED YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID WITH SHAUNDI
19 件のコメント
isick 2020年1月10日 20時40分 
i got like all carz in me garage and ned lit
Xennode 2019年7月23日 21時12分 
Ned is my hero.
REDACTED 2018年2月6日 15時04分 
emm, i have like 40 cars in my garage
outlive.liv 2014年12月24日 11時38分 
Thanks got it use it Its cool
outlive.liv 2014年12月24日 7時52分 
Zyga how get Dildozor
✨ ジェニイ姫 ✨  [作成者] 2014年12月23日 15時07分 
what can I say, it's a story of true love, if you didn't cry you might not have a soul.
Shawkzie 2014年12月23日 5時53分 
Guide so gud i cri everi tim
TheDrunkHusky 2014年12月22日 12時19分 
truely awesome
✨ ジェニイ姫 ✨  [作成者] 2014年12月22日 9時33分 
;)
wish 2014年12月22日 1時17分 
guide made me cry a lil