Say hello to The Twins, boys. Look with your eyes not your hands. Hey... I'm up here......

For years ancient man worshipped the stars. Now modern man can worship your crotch with this tight-fitting ensemble....

Don't get dead guy juice all over your feet while you're raiding his possessions. Effectiveness against curses may vary....

A famous explorer once said that the extraordinary is in how we play, not what gender we are. Oh wait, you're another W+M1 noob Pyro? *ragequits* (Based on the iconic Lara Croft, complete with her backpack straps and holster belt)...