Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to get FUN on GMOD alone.
By agathaxxia
A guide to get fun on this gemu
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How to: Garry's mod.
Hello gamers, welcome to the FULL GUIDE of HOW TO GET FUN on:

GARRY'S MOD (SECOND PART: https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3405256257 )

Step 1: Embrace the Solitude

Accept Your Destiny: Playing GMod solo means you’re free from annoying teammates, but also from their blame. You’re the boss now. The pressure’s on.

Talk to Props: Who needs friends when you’ve got a bunch of ragdoll NPCs? Name them, give them personalities, and argue with them when they don’t listen. Congratulations, you’re officially the mayor of Lonelyville.

Step 2: Set the Stage

Open Garry’s Mod and pick your favorite map. Pro tip: Flatgrass is great if you love the endless void of nothingness. It’s also a metaphor for your social life right now.

Load up all your mods. If you don’t have any, go to the Workshop and subscribe to 500+ random addons. Your PC might scream in agony, but that’s part of the fun.

Step 3: Build Something Ridiculous

Spawn a Castle: Then realize you’re terrible at architecture. No worries! Just cover it in explosive barrels and call it “modern art.”

Create a Vehicle: If it moves without flipping over, congrats! You’re better at engineering than 90% of us.

Recreate Iconic Scenes: Titanic sinking? Easy. Just weld a boat to an iceberg and set it on fire. Historical accuracy, who?

Step 4: Unleash Chaos

NPC Battles: Spawn 50 Combine soldiers (or anime girls) and 50 zombies (or anime girls), then sit back with popcorn. Add a few Godzillas for flavor if you’re feeling spicy.
(or a big aime girl)

Physics Gun Shenanigans: Pick up an object (or an anime girl) and fling it into the stratosphere. Bonus points if you accidentally crash your game.

Mess With Gravity: Reduce gravity to “moon levels” and watch ragdolls bounce like rubber balls. Now you’re an astronaut… sort of.

Step 5: Play with Tools

Weld Everything: Chain random props together and see if it’s still functional. If it moves like a drunken octopus, you’ve succeeded.

Rope Tool: Attach objects with ropes, then swing them around like a maniac. Pretend you’re Indiana Jones but without the hat (or the funding).

Thrusters: Attach them to something ridiculous, like a bathtub, and launch it into space. NASA’s got nothing on you.

Step 6: Roleplay… with Yourself

Be a Detective: Solve the mystery of who keeps blowing up the barrels (spoiler: it’s you).

Become a Villain: Build a lair and fill it with traps. Laugh maniacally as your NPC hostages fail to escape your genius. (you are weird)

Survival Mode: Spawn a headcrab zombie army (or an anime girl) and try to survive. Remember, if you lose, you’re just giving them a hug. Kind of. (This is better if they are anime girls)

Step 7: Record Your Masterpiece

Screenshot Mania: Document your “art” and share it online. If someone questions your taste, remind them it’s post-postmodernism.

GMod Videos: Record yourself messing around and add some royalty-free dubstep. Congratulations, you’re now a YouTuber from 2012. (Happy 2015 btw)

Step 8: Mods Make It Better (MOST FUN YET)

Install Everything: Download mods that add talking toilets, flying sharks, or whatever cursed creation the Workshop has cooked up.

Experiment: Combine incompatible mods and watch your game implode. Nothing says “fun” like a runtime error.

Step 9: Reflect on Your Achievements

Look at Your Creations: That pile of ragdolls with traffic cones for hats? That’s art. The rocket-powered bathtub? Engineering genius. Pat yourself on the back.

Cry Tears of Joy: You’ve singlehandedly proven that playing alone can be the peak of entertainment.

Step 10: Repeat Steps 1-9

Because once you start messing around in Garry’s Mod, you’ll realize there’s always more chaos to create. Who needs multiplayer anyway?

Congratulations! You’re now a certified expert in having ridiculous amounts of fun in GMod all by yourself. Remember, the only limit is your imagination… and your PC’s ability to handle 10,000 addons at once. (And anime girls, yes, i made the same joke like 6 times)

THANKS FOR READING pls follow my family needs food
Me irl:


56 Comments
agathaxxia  [author] 13 Feb @ 8:42pm 
You can any time
This guide made me laugh. now i want to spam anime girls and Omega Punch them.
UneceZombine 21 Jan @ 11:34pm 
cigarette électronique
agathaxxia  [author] 21 Jan @ 1:01pm 
SORRY i did not respond any of the comments, first one for the russian, no, it's not actually lol, in many Spanish-speaking countries, it's a colloquial way of saying "You're flirting with me."

tysm for the last 2 comments and also don't worry, i don't want awards, i just want to make this because it's fun
:FlyingSaya:
shadowtheheadch0g 21 Jan @ 12:50pm 
if i had steam points, i would give this about 5 awards
pakman 16 Jan @ 12:45pm 
this is life changing for me
unemployeet changeling 15 Jan @ 11:57am 
is that meaning something like "you're messing with me"
In russian we have close to the same phrase "ты на меня наезжаешь"
agathaxxia  [author] 15 Jan @ 6:49am 
Yeah, but more people can understand Spanish than Russian. Anyways, that sounds so cool, I know that Spanish is extremely flexible, especially because of the differences between regions, but being one of the most spoken languages, it's quite hard to maintain confusion. However, you might still run into some issues understanding Spanish, like with phrases such as 'Me estás echando los perros,' which would be very tricky for someone who doesn't speak Spanish to translate.
unemployeet changeling 15 Jan @ 12:25am 
Our lore is huuuuge. Our language is so flexible, so we can take words from other languages and use them daily as we wish changing their meaning transforming it as we wish. For example google "Чиловый парень". It is our new new meme. But it has structure like "chill-russian suffix-russian ending + guy". Meaning you staying chill in any situation.
What about understanding. I found spanish culture is most close to south russian. Spanish people has much more potential to learn russian than english:senpai:
agathaxxia  [author] 14 Jan @ 2:21pm 
yes, they need it.