Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

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Rainbow Six Roast Siege: Tactical Burns for Your Squad
By AliCH
Rainbow Six Siege is all about tactics, teamwork, and... trash-talking your squadmates when they mess up. Whether someone’s barricading you inside, blowing their drone’s cover, or getting clapped in the first 30 seconds, these roasts are guaranteed to keep your team entertained. Laugh it up—and if this guide gets a chuckle, throw me an award or I’ll reinforce the wrong wall on purpose next round. 😏
   
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🔥 Roasts for Your R6 Squadmates
The Early Eliminator:
"You’re like a warm-up bot for the enemy. Thanks for making their aim better!"

The Barricade Bandit:
"Why do you always trap us inside? Are you playing Siege or Minecraft?"

The Drone Driver:
"Nice drone work, champ. Too bad you scouted the whole map and still got shot in the spawn."

The Reinforcement Misplacer:
"Stop reinforcing random walls like you’re decorating your first apartment!"

The Lone Wolf:
"You’re not John Wick, dude. Stick with the team before you Wick yourself into the afterlife."

🎯 Roasts for Gameplay Moments
The Flashbang Fanatic:
"Great flash! Too bad it blinded all of us and not the enemy."

The Gadget Misuser:
"Your gadgets are like art installations—completely useless but fun to look at."

The Panic Sprayer:
"Your spray control looks like you’re trying to paint the walls with bullets."

The Spawn Peeker:
"Nice spawn peek. Oh wait, you just peeked into their headshot. Brilliant."

The Last-Second Clutcher:
"You clutch rounds like it’s an Olympic sport… of choking."
😂 Operator-Specific Roasts
For Ash Mains:
"We get it, you don’t need a head hitbox. Too bad you play like you don’t need a brain either."

For Thermite Mains:
"Thermite’s job is to make an entry, not an exit to the afterlife. Learn the difference!"

For Cav Mains:
"You’re supposed to interrogate them, not give them free kills!"

For Tachanka Mains:
"Tachanka? More like the Lord of Losing. Sit down, buddy."

For Rook Mains:
"Dropping armor doesn’t make up for dropping the ball every round!".
🚀 For Ranked and Casual Play
The Overconfident Fragger:
"You talk like you’re Diamond, but you play like you’re stuck in Copper."

The Backseat Strategist:
"Your strats are so bad, Ubisoft’s patch notes should include a nerf for you."

The Camp Enthusiast:
"If camping were an Olympic event, you’d still somehow lose the gold."

The False Hero:
"You ping danger but run the opposite way. Such bravery!"

The Casual Tryhard:
"Relax, it’s casual. Nobody cares about your 2KD except you and your mom."

Outro:
Rainbow Six Siege is serious business, but a little roasting keeps it fun. Share these burns with your squad and keep the laughter going. And hey, if this guide gave you a good laugh, drop an award, or I’ll flashbang the whole team next round. Your move. 😎
5 Comments
chükpek 21 Dec @ 3:25pm 
sosi:missing:
myles 15 Dec @ 9:26am 
do you need steam points that bad that you're using ai?
TFC 14 Dec @ 1:00pm 
none of these "roasts" are actual roasts
AliCH  [author] 13 Dec @ 9:49am 
Serious? I don’t know either, but let’s be scared together!
Konstantine 13 Dec @ 9:21am 
I can't understand if this is high-tier-effort satire or genuine. I am scared.