No, bullcrap, lets start!

Ever wanted to grab them bawls using your late 1980's bomberman skillz? well with the laws of gravity (well, the games laws of 'gravity') you can! in a few easy steps!

1.) For a weapon, only use the grenade and (optional, i don't do this-->) a single stallion/pistol of any kind, but using the pistol can get in the way of your bombing, if you use the grenade only, you can fire it quicker using MOUSE1!


2.) pick that skill with the bomb on it (nitro-thingy?).


3.) aim at the ground to make the grenade slide and more hidden, and aim directly at the ground to make it act like a time bomb placed in corners or to block off people coming your way!


4.) if you run out of grenades, try your best to melee with your amazing human kamikaze skills! it does not matter if you die, you tried your best ;)

5.) if your bomb gets trapped near you, or if you are near a bomb in general, don't worry, you can still dive and throw bombs at the same time! dive away from the bomb to take less damage and keep fighting!

6.) use your skills to your advantage PROS: good at flanking, can hurt multiple enemies, advantage in grenade damage, more grenades to throw :D CONS: disadvantage against 'boxers' (later in the guide!) bad at close range, worst in open area maps such as 'da_streets' VERY weak in dire situations, just blow yourself up if you are ambushed, it denies enemy points! (DOTA and LOL logic there ;3)

enjoy nostalgic and hilarious ragdoll bombing ^_^

Now, how many times did you play punch-out on your overheated NES's all night trying to beat Mike Tyson? well, you can relive that childhood nightmare with a good love for melee in just a few steps!

1.) for a weapon choose nothing or a small weapon for getting those people who keep running away i.e pistol or pursuader, maybe a submachine gun.

2.) choose the 'bouncer' skill, this will make you faster and not lose speed when attacking fleeing enemies, however, this is for the people who are bad at firearms and love making people fly with super fists!

3.) make sure to take advantage of diving, sliding (Ctrl+MOUSE2 to slide) and slow-mo, the slow motion helps when diving into unaware enemies and help at striking effective hits without losing accuracy! here is a little skill i use...

4.) ...well, you jump into a wall, backflip (MOUSE2 facing close to a wall), turn away from the wall, then click MOUSE2 to dive away in a another direction and over peoples heads! it gives a few extra seconds since it can confuse enemies and can get you to new heights!

5.) try to be undetected, you are bad at bullet combat, try and dive into peoples faces or brawl behind their back, i hope you are good at timing attacks, then you can rack up some stylish and awesome kills!!

6.) PROS: close range master, can rape a bomberman, faster than average, better brawl damage. CONS: bad at bullet combat, although melee profession you are not very tanky or a bullet sponge, very reliant on diving, sliding and flipping with a bit of luck too.

enjoy the funny screenshots of you getting raped by some guy called 'dkiovjiush' with a golden pursuader or mac daddy, and get your revenge on them while they ruin other lives ;)

The name does not say much, so let me explain about some good accuracy, good speed, good diving and good use of slow-mo, cos the runner is all about the style kills!

1.) for a weapon, you need something that you are good without much accuracy, which means you are gonna need a good mouse and good ping and make sure you are not on a Russian server when your language preference is English, i.e pusuader, undertaker/mac daddy.

2.) pick the 'athlete' skill, you will run faster than a boxer, and can outdodge the bomberman!

3.) prepare to die, this sub-class is gonna get killed before you can learn to master his speed, parkour and multiple backflips! this class is much worth it!

4.) what you do with the increased diving distance is that you can jump over more risky areas with ease and easily escape if you land in all-guns blazing terrain. with the multiple backflips, you can escape dangerous falls in maps like 'da_rooftops' you can just manage to get over the edge and dive over the ledge! also, try and slide and stay undetected or as less harmed as possible, try diving or sliding past people and fire at them, stunt kills are your best ability!

5.) slow-mo is your friend, try diving or sliding past corners or through doors during the precious slow-motion time, your aim is better in slow-mo so get shooting!

6.) PROS: super fast like those noobs on hat collecting simulator, best at diving, dodging and flip-dives, mega stunt kills, leaderboard wh*re, more chances of able to flee a fight. CONS: takes time to master, with mega speed comes harder aim, doors can betray you (open in your face, stopping your slide instantly).

I hope you are happy because this one was a pain to figure out, not to mention you will be targeted more and you are very good at doing objectives, such as races. have fun, kiddies ;)

wanted to be a sniper where it is an impossibility to quickscope (since you can't scope) or 360 no-scope? and want to be the best at one on one combat? well now you can!!

1.) weapon, the black magic or that other rifle you can't pronounce that begins with a 'V' and maybe a pursuader for the 2close4comfort people who want to put their MOUSE3 in your face!

2.) pick the 'marksman' skill, increasing accuracy and amplifying damage a little, now, you are very vulnerable to boxers but you can pull it off using MOUSE3 or pusuader with good aim.

3.) you are good on maps with high areas such as 'da_rooftops' or 'da_streets' to snipe them noobs for a little rage-ragdoll that will make you laugh, hold SHIFT to aim better and possibly get a headshot which means more damage, more points, more people leaving the server with a tissue in their eyes!

4.) there are not many skills for the camper, it's snipe or go bust to a grenade that you weren't even aware of, you must be aware, be patient, be a crazed gunman, not an assassin, it does not matter what your parents think!

5.) parkour skills are a near suicide attempt, unless you have been spotted and you have to run to a different hiding spot, but if you do this, use brawl or the pursuader when running through hallways and such, as if you can shoot a runner with a super accurate rifle!

6.) PROS: can be the d*ck of the server easily, easy to learn, not part of the all-guns blazing terrain, useful for killing prime targets in an instant, can kill objective-tryhards with great ease. CONS: takes time to learn although easy, not very rewarding, not as fun as many other sub-classes, easily dominated by a 'stranger' (later in the guide).

Mr. Mundy won't be pleased when he hears about you ;)

You saw that guy with the double stallions killing you for five times in a row? want to beat him at his own game? well, don't get your hopes too high!

1.) weapons, you need double pistols and any weapon of your choice that is NOT a submachine gun.

2.) use the 'reflexes' skill, you can use the extra second of slow-mo to gain kills on those unaware, this guy is a sort of stealth class, this makes his best targets campers and AFKers, try and end up on the back of people, then slow-mo and kill them when they can't see you so they can't react fast enough!

3.) try to stay as far away from all-guns blazing terrain as you can, taking out people on the outskirts, i might have said the Camper was best at 1vs1, but trust me, this sub-class can put a nail on it's head, slow-mo kill everyone, make them pay for what they made the internet become!

4.) you need to be quite cunning, average at best on parkour, able to hide in some places like under a table unsuspected (only convert to hiding when all else fails, it's easy to get spotted, so try and use the weapon of your choice to break out the hell you walked into, submachine guns won't help much since they do minimal damage, use your pistols for 1vs1 and assassination, don't forget the MOUSE3!

5.) PROS: can use slow-mo longer and more efficiently, can kill with good accuracy easily, can cark out a Camper instantly, doesn't risk life in the all-guns blazing terrain. CONS: not very rewarding, more serious gameplay, lots of time and hard to master, can barely last a second in risky areas.

yeah no step 6, problem? >:D

ever wanted to be that actual guy who plays for the laughs and sheer hell of the game? we are all that guy/gal, but these guys take it to extreme heights!

1.) weapons, noobiest thing possible i.e mac-daddy or pursuader possibly double stallions and that rifle i still can't pronounce (begins with an 'V') make the loadout super troll material!

2.) pick a skill that you think that can do damage up-front the nitro-thingy (what was it called?? I don't know, forgive me ;-;) or the marksman, possibly bouncer or reflexes.

3.) run into the battlefield into the biggest all-guns blazing terrain and do some damage, stunt kill, grenade kill, brawl kill, this sub-class is both carefree and all-rounder!

4.) this class is for combat freaks that love getting into fights, and taking down many of the sub-classes with great ease like your memories on hat collecting simulator or clearwater fishes such as CoD. 'Nuff said.

5.) diving and sliding helps great at combat, although built for human destruction, you are still not a tank, you can make EVERYONE scream 'TAAAAAAAANNNNK!' by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Esc (if you really believe that rubbish).

6.) PROS: nothing specific actually involved, pukes bullets, better off being called a 'troller', a huge burden on the server. CONS: Anything depending on what you pick!

This class is creative and easier to use for the noobs who want to experiment! im a nice person :)

This guy is all stealth, nothing else involved. he can't even pick a fight up front! He is thy assist reaper!

1) For starters, try to keep your hands empty, add a pistol or rifle, grenade ain't the best choice! just remember to have some fists!

2) this guy is multi-skilled, marksman, boxer and athlete skills are good. he is like a camper, but MUCH more close up!

3) not much for gameplay. however, pretending to be dead is good with fists when lying down! they will never see you coming, unfourtunately, i can't really say much else about this sub class as it is quite straight forward and very risky


So yeah, stuff is stuff, spy on, spies!

Now, it's you turn, this is work in progress, comment what suggestions you have and tell me how useful this was! hope to see comments soon, this guide took me forever! ;)