Goku: excited Alright guys, let's start building our base! This is going to be so much fun!

Vegeta: smirking Just don't mess it up, Kakarot. I'm not here to fix your mistakes.

Frieza: snidely Oh, please, Vegeta. We all know you're just here to show off.

Broly: grinning Let's just play. I want to see how strong these creations can get.

Goku: laughing Alright, alright. Let's get started!

They start building their base together, each adding their unique touch.

Goku: Hey, Vegeta, can you add some turrets over there?

Vegeta: annoyed Do it yourself, Kakarot. I'm busy making this place invincible.

Frieza: mocking Of course, the monkey prince thinks he's invincible.

Goku: ignoring the comment Broly, how's the fortification going?

Broly: focused It's looking good. Just need to add some more reinforcements.

Frieza: snide Typical brute work for a typical brute.

Broly: glaring Watch it, Frieza.

Frieza: smirking Or what? You'll throw a tantrum?

Suddenly, Frieza spawns a gigantic laser weapon in the game.

Goku: Whoa, Frieza! What is that?

Frieza: proudly A little something to ensure our supremacy.

Vegeta: rolling his eyes Typical Frieza, always trying to overcompensate.

Frieza: annoyed Overcompensate? Coming from the monkey prince who's never won a battle on his own?

Goku: stepping in Guys, let's not fight. We're supposed to be a team here.

Broly: agreeing Yeah, let's just focus on the game.

They continue building, but Frieza's behavior starts getting more disruptive.

Frieza: sighing I don't know why I bother playing with you low-level beings.

Goku: confused Low-level? We're all playing the same game, Frieza.

Frieza: haughty You wouldn't understand. You're just a low-class Saiyan.

Vegeta: angry Enough, Frieza! We're here to have fun, not to listen to your superiority complex.

Frieza: smirking Oh, did I touch a nerve, Vegeta?

Broly: gritting his teeth Frieza, if you don't stop, I'll smash your computer.

Frieza: laughing I'd like to see you try.

Frieza spawns a trap that destroys part of their base.

Goku: frustrated Frieza, stop messing with our base!

Frieza: sarcastic Oh, my apologies. I forgot how fragile your little creations are.

Vegeta: furious That's it, Frieza! You're out of the game!

Vegeta kicks Frieza from the server.

Goku: relieved Finally, we can get back to playing.

Broly: nodding Yeah, let's rebuild and make it stronger.

Frieza: from outside the game You'll regret this, Vegeta!

Vegeta: smirking Not likely, Frieza. Not likely.

They continue playing, finally able to enjoy the game without Frieza's interruptions.

Goku: laughing This is way better now!

Broly: grinning Let's make this the best base ever.

Vegeta: smiling Now, let's see what you've got, Kakarot.

Goku: determined You're on, Vegeta!

The game continues with Goku, Vegeta, and Broly working together, finally able to have some fun.

Goku: working on their base Alright, we’re making great progress. The defenses are almost complete.

Broly: nodding Yeah, this is looking really solid. We should add some traps next.

Vegeta: focusing I’m still going to make sure everything is perfect. No room for mistakes.

Suddenly, Frieza reappears in the game.

Frieza: mockingly Oh, did I miss the fun while I was out? I hope you’ve managed without my superior expertise.

Goku: sighing Frieza, we’re just getting back to it. Let’s keep things civil this time.

Frieza: smirking Civil? You’re the one who kicked me out. It’s only fair I return to show my superiority.

Frieza immediately starts spawning destructive items and creating chaos in the base.

Vegeta: frustrated Not again! Frieza, stop it!

Frieza: laughing Oh, I forgot how much you all enjoyed my contributions.

Broly: angry Frieza, you’re ruining everything!

Meanwhile, Vegeta notices that his admin rank has been stripped.

Vegeta: noticing Wait a minute… Why can’t I use my admin commands?

Goku: checking It looks like your admin rights have been taken away.

Vegeta: furious What? Who did this?

Frieza: smirking Oh, did I forget to mention? I had a little chat with the server owner. Seems they agreed with me about your… ahem "lack of control."

Goku: annoyed Frieza, this is not a joke. We’re here to play, not to sabotage each other.

Vegeta: fuming This is outrageous! I’m going to find out who did this.

Frieza: mocking Good luck with that. You’re not in charge anymore, Vegeta. Maybe you should learn your place.

Broly: angrily Frieza, if you don’t stop, I’m going to take you out again.

Goku: trying to calm things down Let’s focus on fixing the damage. We can sort out the admin issues later.

Vegeta: calming slightly Fine. But this isn’t over, Frieza.

The trio starts repairing the damage while Frieza continues to create chaos. Vegeta is now frustrated, unable to use admin commands to help.

Frieza: taunting How does it feel to be powerless, Vegeta?

Vegeta: gritting his teeth I’ll find a way to fix this. Just wait.

Goku: to Vegeta I’ll help you get your admin rights back. Let’s work together to fix this mess.

Broly: nodding Yeah, we can handle Frieza. Just stay focused.

As Goku and Vegeta work to restore Vegeta’s admin rights and fix the damage, Frieza’s taunting continues.

Frieza: arrogantly You all can try to fix things, but it won’t change the fact that I’m better than you.

Goku: determined We’ll see about that. We’re stronger together, and we won’t let you ruin our game.

Vegeta eventually regains his admin rights and starts restoring order. Frieza is temporarily removed from the server again.

Goku: relieved Alright, let’s get this base back to where it was.

Broly: agreeing And let’s make sure we keep it that way.

Vegeta: sighing Next time, we handle this before it gets out of hand.

Frieza: from outside the game Enjoy your little victory. I’ll be back, and next time, you won’t be so lucky.

Goku: resolutely We’re ready for you, Frieza. But for now, let’s focus on having fun.

The game continues with Goku, Vegeta, and Broly working together to restore their base and enjoy their time without further interruptions.

Goku: finishing up repairs Alright, I think we’ve fixed everything. Our base is back in top shape.

Broly: nodding Yeah, it looks great now. Let’s just hope Frieza doesn’t show up again.

Vegeta: annoyed but calm We should be ready for anything. I’m still not happy about what happened.

Suddenly, Frieza reappears in the game, but this time his tone is different.

Frieza: sincerely Hello, everyone. I wanted to apologize for my previous actions. I realize I caused a lot of trouble, and I regret it.

Goku: surprised Wait, Frieza. Is this for real?

Frieza: earnestly Yes, Kakarot. I was out of line, and I see now that it was wrong. I’d like to make it up to you all.

Broly: cautiously How do you plan to do that?

Frieza: smiling I was thinking of inviting you to play another game. How about Left 4 Dead 2? It’s a great cooperative game, and it might be fun for us to work together.

Vegeta: skeptical Left 4 Dead 2? Why should we trust you?

Frieza: earnestly I understand your hesitation, but I genuinely want to make amends. I promise to behave this time.

Goku: smiling Well, it could be a lot of fun. What do you guys think?

Broly: nodding I’m open to giving it a try. It might be interesting.

Vegeta: grudgingly Fine. I’ll join, but don’t expect me to go easy on you.

Frieza: relieved Thank you. I’ll set up the game and send you the invites.

Frieza sets up the Left 4 Dead 2 game and sends out the invites. The characters join the game and begin playing together.

Goku: enthusiastically Alright, let’s do this! I’ve heard Left 4 Dead 2 is a blast.

Broly: grinning Yeah, and it’ll be a good way to see how well we work together in a different game.

Frieza: smiling I’m glad you’re all willing to give it a chance. Let’s make it a good game.

As they start playing Left 4 Dead 2, they work together to survive the zombie apocalypse. Frieza stays on his best behavior, and the group starts enjoying the game.

Goku: cheerfully This is great! It’s nice to play a game where we all have to cooperate.

Frieza: sincerely I’m glad you’re enjoying it. It’s been fun working together without any conflict.

Broly: nodding Yeah, it’s good to see that we can all get along.

Vegeta: grudgingly impressed I have to admit, this game is pretty fun. And you’re actually behaving, Frieza.

Frieza: smiling I’m glad to hear that. I really do want to be a part of the team.

As the game continues, the group works well together, battling zombies and completing objectives.

Goku: laughing That was awesome! We made it through that level without any problems.

Frieza: content Yes, it was enjoyable. I’m glad we could play together without any issues.

Broly: smiling Let’s keep this up. Maybe we can play more games together in the future.

Vegeta: nodding Agreed. As long as everyone stays on their best behavior.

Frieza: earnestly I’ll do my best. Thanks for giving me another chance.

They continue playing, enjoying the cooperative gameplay and newfound camaraderie.

Goku: cheerfully Here’s to more fun games and less drama!

Broly: grinning Cheers to that!

Vegeta: smirking And to a better gaming experience.

Frieza: smiling Agreed. Let’s make the most of it.

The group continues to play and enjoy their time together, with a new sense of teamwork and understanding.

Goku: excitedly Okay, everyone! We’ve got the new BSMOD installed, and I’ve just equipped the Texas Chainsaw Massacre killmove pack. This should be fun!

Broly: grinning Sounds cool! Let’s see what these new killmoves can do.

Frieza: looking intrigued I’m curious to see what all the fuss is about. Let’s try out these new weapons.

The characters start using the ARC9 weapons and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre killmoves. There are chainsaw whirring sounds, dramatic kills, and lots of over-the-top action.

Vegeta: enjoying himself This is actually pretty awesome. These new weapons are incredible.

Goku: laughing Yeah, this is so much fun! It’s a great way to blow off some steam.

Suddenly, Master Roshi joins the game, looking excited.

Master Roshi: enthusiastically Hey, everyone! I got an early copy of the new Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! How about we take a break from GMOD and have a fun deathmatch in it?

Goku: surprised Master Roshi! How did you get your hands on that early?

Master Roshi: proudly Oh, you know me. Got a few connections. I thought it’d be fun to mix things up and try out the new game.

Broly: curious That sounds interesting. I’m up for a change of pace.

Frieza: smirking A deathmatch, you say? Sounds like an opportunity to show off my skills in a different arena.

Vegeta: sighing Alright, fine. But let’s finish up with GMOD first. I want to make sure we get the full experience with the BSMOD.

Master Roshi: nodding Sure thing! I’ll set up the game and send you all the invites.

The characters wrap up their fun with the BSMOD, taking a final few moments to enjoy the chaotic and entertaining killmoves.

Goku: laughing That was great! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre killmoves are definitely a blast.

Broly: grinning Yeah, this was a lot of fun. Let’s see how Black Ops 6 stacks up.

Master Roshi: setting up Alright, I’ve got the game ready. Just join the lobby when you’re ready.

The characters switch over to Call of Duty: Black Ops 6. They’re now in a new game environment, getting ready for a deathmatch.

Goku: excited This looks amazing! Let’s see what this new game has to offer.

Frieza: examining his new gear The graphics are impressive. I’m eager to see how this game compares.

Broly: nodding Let’s make this an epic match. May the best fighter win.

Vegeta: determined I’m not holding back. This is going to be a great challenge.

As the deathmatch begins, the characters dive into the action, exploring the new features and mechanics of Black Ops 6. They experience intense battles and enjoy the competitive spirit of the game.

Master Roshi: cheerfully Alright, let’s have some fun! Remember, it’s all about enjoying the game.

Goku: laughing Absolutely! Let’s make this an awesome match!

Broly: focused Time to show what we’ve got!

Frieza: smirking Prepare yourselves. I plan to win this match.

Vegeta: determined Let’s give it our all.

The group engages in an exciting and fast-paced deathmatch, each showcasing their unique skills and enjoying the new Call of Duty game. The camaraderie and competitive spirit make for an exhilarating experience.

Goku: cheerfully That was awesome! Black Ops 6 is definitely living up to the hype.

Master Roshi: smiling Glad you enjoyed it! It’s always fun to try out new games with friends.

Frieza: grinning Indeed. I must admit, this was a refreshing change of pace.

Broly: nodding Yeah, it was great. Let’s keep this up in the future.

Vegeta: smirking Agreed. A good challenge and some fun games are always welcome.

Goku: enthusiastically Here’s to more fun gaming sessions and great times with friends!

Master Roshi: raising a virtual glass Cheers to that!

The group continues to enjoy their time together, appreciating the variety of games and the joy of playing with friends.

Goku: still excited That was an incredible match! But I have to ask, Master Roshi, how did you get Black Ops 6 so early?

Master Roshi: smirking Ah, well, there’s a bit of a story behind that. I might have done something a little unconventional.

Vegeta: raising an eyebrow Unconventional? Like what?

Master Roshi: grinning I hacked into Activision’s servers and got the game ahead of its official release.

Goku: wide-eyed Hacked? Wait, are you serious?

Master Roshi: nodding Yep, I did. And there’s something else I should tell you.

Frieza: curious What’s that?

Suddenly, Master Roshi’s appearance flickers, and he transforms into Cooler.

Cooler: with a smirk Hello, everyone. It’s been a while. I’m not really Master Roshi. I’m Cooler, Frieza’s brother.

Frieza: shocked Cooler! What are you doing here? And why are you posing as Master Roshi?

Cooler: grinning Well, I’ve taken up a new hobby: hacking. It’s quite thrilling, I must say. I hacked Activision to get the game early.

As the characters react in surprise, a new figure arrives in the virtual room—King Cold, Frieza and Cooler’s father, now in a police uniform.

King Cold: sternly Cooler, I’ve been alerted about your activities. Hacking into company servers is illegal, and I’m here to arrest you.

Cooler: surprised Father? What are you doing here?

King Cold: firmly I’ve recently become a police officer, and I take my duties seriously. Hacking is a crime, and you’re under arrest.

Frieza: angrily This is unbelievable! Cooler, why would you do something like this?

Cooler: sighing I was just trying to have a bit of fun. I didn’t think it would lead to this.

King Cold: turning to the group I apologize for Cooler’s behavior. It was wrong, and I’ll be taking him into custody.

Goku: concerned Wait, what’s going to happen with Black Ops 6?

King Cold: softening Since Cooler has caused some trouble, I want to make it up to you. I’ll make sure you get access to Black Ops 6 legitimately.

Vegeta: nodding That’s fair. We appreciate that.

King Cold: nodding I’ll arrange for all of you to have access to the game. Once everything is sorted, you’ll be able to enjoy it without any further issues.

Goku: smiling Thanks, King Cold. We really appreciate it.

Cooler: sighing I’m sorry for the trouble, everyone. I’ll be more careful in the future.

King Cold: firmly Good. I’ll make sure you face the consequences of your actions, Cooler.

King Cold and Cooler disappear from the virtual room. The characters are left with a sense of relief and anticipation.

Goku: cheerfully Well, it looks like we’ll be able to enjoy Black Ops 6 after all.

Frieza: smirking I suppose this worked out better than expected.

Broly: nodding Yeah, let’s look forward to more fun and less drama.

Vegeta: smirking Agreed. Let’s make sure we use this opportunity wisely.

Goku: enthusiastically Here’s to more great games and adventures!

Frieza: grinning And to a brighter future with less interference.

The group prepares to enjoy their new game, appreciating the resolution and looking forward to the upcoming gaming sessions.

Goku woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. His parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the decadent of the fallen angel!

So now knowing that Goku was the relative of the great duke of the night, Goku saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.

But luck would have it that Goku's best friends Bulma and Vegeta had heard the news of Goku's parents and that they had arranged to accompany Goku on his journey to find himself. First stop....the shopping centre!

At the shoppingcenter Goku went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that's what they're called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!

But Goku was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn't made it any better by Goku suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. Goku was sexkually abused! And now Goku also remembered by who but he didn't dare to tell Bulma and Vegeta because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to Goku and why Goku was depressed!



So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, Goku tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in Goku's life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So Goku listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Vegeta's story.

But it was so difficult because Goku.... really loved Vegeta!

Goku knew these were wrong feelings to have because... younknow, it's Vegeta and their love would make life very difficult because Goku also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if Goku would ever fall in love with Vegeta, that then Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks) would find them and kill them!

And as Goku was putting on some new blood red ankle spikes that went well with the dark black studded dog collar that Bulma had recommended, Goku suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond ring of Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks)! He had come to haunt Goku and destroy Vegeta!
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Meanwhile, Gokus mind was wondered back to the past.
It was Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks)s bastille day party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Broly was hosting it.

Goku was pretty drunk that day.
If Goku was honest, He couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a manakin,a rabbi and a traffic cone.

There was one thing that stuck in Him mind though. Something He would never forget.
Vegeta.
Vegeta was wearing a Vegeta mask that night

Everyone had come as something or someone else.


VEGETA WAS DRESSed as BULMA.
BULMA WAS DRESSed as CHI CHI (GOKUS WIFE).
CHI CHI (GOKUS WIFE) WAS DRESSed as Goku.
Goku was dressed as Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks).
And Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks) was dressed as a sussage.


Goku was instantly attracted to Vegeta in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair.
Vegeta was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "wannabe". And He was awesome.
He sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Vegeta.



Goku got up and sang too.
When Vegeta was singing wannabe it was like the words spoke to Him. Vegeta seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Vegeta spoke the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Goku was woken out of the flashback by the present
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A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!!

She was as of yet the most beautifyl thingy in the whole of Earth, Goku believed her to be. As she faigjt the great villianness Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks), her hair bobbed up and down consistently like a rubber duck in a bathtub. She swipped at the Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks) and was more than anything Goku had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks)'s henchmen into copulating before her.

Tremaine, take my sword! said Goku, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great uber-Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks)

And lo! Tremaine did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks).

He was defeated. But was Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks)? Because as Goku ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of his draems and was about to share the greatest kiss he had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Cooler (Frieza's Evil Brother Who Hacks) rose up and fled!
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The next time they saw eachother Vegeta winked at Goku, remembering what happened at the party.Goku blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Goku didn't care.
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Goku had some time before he had to do anything, so He decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Goku said, meekly.
"Hay" Vegeta said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Goku couldn't remember who made the first move.
He did remember the taste though. The taste of Vegeta.
Vegeta tasted like loquat on a autumn noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Goku tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Vegeta guessed what Goku was doing.
"I had peach for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Goku said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole microt but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Vegeta's lips still lingered in Goku's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Vegeta snuggling against Goku's neck as he snuggled upto Vegeta's torso.

(lots of hugging happened after this).




. They had a lot of..."fun".


"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Goku.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Vegeta blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Vegeta.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Goku.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends.


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And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (sxuz me, but jews are like that!) and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) . That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettySnape5 and Tinkersnuggums for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.
So long internet. I WON"T MISS U!!

If You Enjoyed IT THANK You. R.I.P Akira Toryama and Nintendo Content :{