....TO LISTEN TO this MASTERPIECE AND LIVE THE FULL EXPERIENCE AS YOU SCROLL DOWN INTO THE ABYSS OF MY UNSOUNDNESS OF MIND. THIS IS pure IRONY BUT SOMETIMES I WONDER IF IT ISN'T A REFLECTION OF MY TROUBLED SOUL *blabablablablablalbalbla*....

why bro (bruv) look like...?!/?!



What else we got here?... OH yeah...



Hah good one, kind fellow wall (MY FEELINGS ARE GENUINELY HURT), ever considered eating plywood?



OK WE GET IT GEARBOX YOU TRYNA HIT OUR FUNNY BONE. 1 TIEM IS ENUFF. PIS OFF.



I feel watched. Stared at. Like those spy pigeons you see in the city IN REAL LIFE. IT'S INTIMIDATING. I FEAR FOR MY PRIVACY. WHY ARE Y'ALL STILL STARING>>>?



Oh, hi Jack. (His name is actually Joseph. Source? Trust me, bro. Article 9113604206969)



IS THIS MARKE ZUCCINIERBERG MARKET? Can I have a PSP for 1 kromer??? PlEsasE!



Why is Jeffrey so teeny tiny eenie minie moe? Who done shrunkt my BOye??1!



Zarpedoop is converting to ahegaoism? (I apologize) You didn't need to see that. *cries in vocoded to spiderman 2 pizza theme*



Are we going on a special intergalactic field trip mr Joe? Can we go to P4nta C4na 3X00? Or how about Chao Island? I've always wanted one of those as a pet!!!!)2!



Jim tried to recreate the family guy Beter Griffith scene where he trips and goes AHHNNHH...ARRRHH...ARRHRHNN on the side walk. (classic. funni.)



I could literally just shoot Joey right here and end this entire franchise, but I'm not a villain, I'm a saint. I'm a runner. I'm a track star.



Cool dude! They got a score board at Hyperion!! The first feller who dies gets a mark and a space grave!!!!!



HOLY DOOBILYTOOTOOT FELLERZ IT'S THE CQC METAL GEAR SALAD ROBOT! SNAKE! QUICK! HIT THE DUGGIE!



Where can I get me some Madame Moxxi memorabilia without having to spend 30K on Glitchgear or eBay. Sauce?



Where's the iconic bandit riding the rocket into space?? -200000 social credit for Bearbox games for lack of copium.



Is this actually Mei Mei from Overweight? The game no one likes? Y'know that one?



My twin sons are playing Super Mario CS:GO on the SeggsBox ThreeSeeixteey. So proud of them being all grown up!



Me too, pal. Just like that new BordellicLines movie that's coming out soon...why put Kevin Hart as Roland? No handsome Jack? No Rhys? Gina Gershon as Moxxi got me twirling in cartoonish ways though. There's good sides to every bad side, don't forget that, DEAN! (This sidequest predicted the movie)



"Men will do anything to avoid therapy" Dean should watch Smiling Friends, maybe that would make him feel better.



Bad news, Dean died. :"((((((((( Manz got jack frost'd. (I didn't do it)



IS THIS PAPA JOHN'S PIZZERIA'S ANCESTOR??



I DO! please? pretty please? pretty please with a cherry? pretty please with a cherry and cream? pretty please with a cherry, cream, and sprinkles? pretty please with a cherry, cream, sprinkles and chocolate sauce? pretty please with a cherry, cream, sprinkles, chocolate sauce and nuts? pretty please with a cherry, cream, sprinkles, chocolate sauce, nuts and oreos? pretty please with a cherry, cream, sprinkles, chocolate sauce, nuts, oreos and caramel? pretty please with a cherry, cream, sprinkles, chocolate sauce, nuts, oreos, caramel and gold flakes? pretty please with a cherry, cream. sprinkles, chocolate sauce, nuts, oreos, caramel, gold flakes and a 50 foot tall ice sculpture?



This Picassoastic artpiece was made by a California College Of The Arts professional graduate blabla professor doctorate of hard arts phD physician underwater ceramic technician [INSERT GOD TITLE].



LOOK AT MAH BOYZ GO! THEY GOT THA POWAH! THEY GOT THE PARTICLES TO CRASH MY PC AFTER THIS SCREENSHOT!! YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!



No Jill, we can't see you shaking. Your static PNG Tuber ECHO profile avatar is stagnant. Absolutely un-flexible. Unplussed.



This was a sign Jinx should've become a local ethereal crystal shop owner and NOT a world dominator with BPD, megalomania, wifeless issues. Poor fella. The inevitable had a breakingpoint and you stood still. I sit and pray for you every day, Jiffy.



LOVELY EARTH PROJECTION!



EVIL EARTH PROJECTION! (ignore my son, he's lifelessly staring at the wall before him)



Who left they beanbag on Eleseer? LMAO need me one of those



"AESTHETIC girls ordering a girly pop ethereal crystal moonlight bloom girl bedazzling hammer from Temu that'll break within 2 hits of its use" LOVE THE PRACTICALITY! I wish my Seggsboxe could glow like that.



I really wanna go in there...towards the light...I NEED IT I NEED TO I NEED I-



BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSHAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAARAAAAAARGAAAAAAAAARGHRAAAAAGHAHRAGHRAAAAAAAAAAAGHBLARRRRRRGH



SMASH MASTER HAND REVEAL IN BORDERLANDS PRE-SEQUEL???????



Uhmmmmnmh it's definitely not a school bus...nor a cow...maybe a Millennium Falcon Lego set?



I don't. Who's Borderlands Pre-Sequel? Didn't even meet him in the game...or her...I'm so confused? I thought I was playing Garfield Kart? Why is Godzilla on my screen?



Owwie Zowwie that's gotta sting on the faceflaps...pray for Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!



The only doctor you need is a butt shrinker anaesthetist cuz all that cake ain't gonna carry itself all the way back to Helios, Jimbo.

Looks like a big piece of mel's hickory honey ham. I totally wanna go through it.



All I need is handsome Jerry to come back alive in every single LandsBorder game because I said so. I don't care what the vault hunters have to do to bring him back, but the man gave me a few good laughs. I think that's worth risking the universe's fate 39349xyz times more!



Jimmy Hendrix has a grildrfrienm? No way!! (I'm going to annihilate her from Poopdora in the Sequel, voluntarily. I hope Jelly doesn't find out)



Jeremiah just killt budget R Rated Wall-E?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!



Who's this guy? I only know a Jack and a John from following the story...not a handsome one...I'm confused goiz can you spoonfeed me the information I require cuz I didn't pay attention at all. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL IS EITHER!!





OH MY GOD IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG? HE'S BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL?/!!! MIND = BLOWN!!@!21!1!!

Wow they really IKEA'd the place. Who's Handsome Jack, though? Serious question.



Ahh so you're the guy called Jack! I thought you were John??? But I can't tell with that huge porcelain mask on your face. Now wipe that stupid Leonardo DiCaprio stare off yo visage.



Would it kill Jaxon to pay for a janitor? There's still my boy Milo from Atlantis' blood on the windows. It gives me the shivers in my timbers (boots).



This guy thinks he's the GOAT but he ain't nevuh played BORDERLANDS 1 GOTY!! He's just a wee little babey.



Tassiter got juiced. LOLZ.



Jordan has that sick jawline DAYUM. CUTS THROUGH DIAMONDS TYPA CHINZ.



There ain't no way that mustard rectangle Baymax has a mind. No way.



This didn't turn red so that means their SeggsBox 36o still didn't get the ring of death.



Star Wars intro text belike...



HE GOT A CONSCIOUSNESS? WHAT ABOUT ME? WHERE'S MINE?



Litlle feller hard on himself ain't he... F in chat or whateva.



Wassup cross-eyed Joaquin? Which path is your mind taking today? Or your eyes...



Get yo swagger on, chickadees! Maliwan's style's blowing some old bees! (Not literally)



Why this thingamajig reminds me of...





Same tbh. Only a little. Just a bit. Just a smidge.



WHY'S JAYDEN STARING MENACINGLY INTO THE LENS LIKE IT SUM RING CAM??!? I GET STARSTRUCK... SERIOUSLY...



CRABTRAB IS MOTHERLESS! HAH!... That's actually... not funny...



This place makes me think of...



I may be trippin ballz.



NO MEDICAL LICENSE JUMPSCARE!



No PCs were harmed during teleportation. Amen.



I saw a hologram so ugly I started crying...



Newsflash! He just stands there menacingly. Guy's lazy. Can't do all the blood work on his own. SMH...



This will be doors in 2096.



This guy took the blue pill HAH!



BREAKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO HIDE THE GUD STUFF RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!



SHADOW THE HEDGEHOOOG IS IN BOULDERPLANTS!!!



Frutiger Aero backgrounds belike



Worst thing about this game is having to deal with Jenson speaking french.



"Liminal" or wuthevuh



THE PICASSO MONA LISER ART OF JEAN CLAUD VENDAMEh IS BACK!!!!!!



I need a Jerold bobble head on my desk NOW. It's scary. It's big. I R E QU I R EEee.



Father and son bonding time. Wholesome.



Bikini Bottom? No? Anyone? This doesn't give the vibes? Darn...



VERGIL SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (I can't stop screamignfjskj) (just because he said foolishness) (i need some SLEEP)



This is what my room looks like fyi.



Just 4 J-Lo's chillin', 1 feet apart cuz they're GAY . What's up with y'all?



WHY IS IT OURPLE? Purple Guy ref???



The only king I know is King Julian. Who's you?



OH MAHWY GAWND THEY BWWLWOIWNG UP BRAPTRAPS!!?>!?>



EVERYWHERE I GO...his shadow follows me. WHO IS HE DAWNMIT<k!>?>w??!>>@ (I know his name is Justin, shush)



God this creature looks like a sticky fly trap that got pooped on by a bipedal raindeer...



THIS...this is the end of Wall-E. This is how he dies...



! A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! AND HE'S WEARING UNILEG SUPPORT (COOL) !



This guy looks like my dad (true story). Good thing the genes don't run in this family HAH...they walk... (Where's this pun going?)



HE'S SO EENY MEINEYE MEINEI MOE AAAA I NEED ONE IN MY AQUARIUM (I will proceed to drown him)



GIRLS (boys) THIS IS THE NEW TREND YOU HAVE TO PLAY BILLYLANDS THE PRESEQUEL IT'LL CHANGE THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER. PLAY IT. IT'S JUST 18 HOURS. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. DO IT FOR THE LOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

AW SHIEXT WE GOTZ TA GO BAWLD NOWE MR PRESEDENT Mr. JACKIE!!




I'm so not funny Jack died because of me in Bobolands Toost 2 (two) #secondth (not BorderPatrol 1 1/2 The Steampunk Dupstep VS Daft Punk and the Cheetos Macaroni Wall-E R-rated robot DLC Game the DVD The Sequel-Pre)
I'm so sad now. I cri evri tiem. /srs /no jk /i crie

Thanks for scrolling through my tomfoolery without even blinking. I appreciate that. (No I don't, you're creepy)

K bye I'm goingin to play Fallout New Viagra now until Gearboys upload better content than Tales From Borderline Tame Impala #2 (terrible story writing. i am dissapoitnenetnd. My pet T-rex-snail Robert Pringle Del Bamba Kiki would write better Punklands stories than that. Who's Fran btw? Sounds like my landlord...)





If there's anything y'all want me to do next as a guide just leave a comment. I *miiiiiight* do it.

Cheers, ya frootloops.