- Pick literally any killer (they'll complain about any of them)
- Search for a match
- Connect and ready up, then wait for them as they all equip flashlights and the current OP meta perks.

- Start match, head toward the survivors
- Find survivor, chase & down them.
- Put downed survivor on hook while the others try to body block you, shine flashlight at you, wait at unseen pallets to drop on you (all like like they're supposed to do, right?)
- Use victims as bait to create more victims (what killers are supposed to do, right?)
- Rinse and repeat until they've all been offered to the entity or the lucky one(s) escape. (object of the game, right?)

The game has ended, and you made the entity proud:
- Get called a camper, tunneler and many other awful things (LOL)

The game ended, and you disappointed the entity:
- Get called a camper, tunneler and many other awful things (LOL)

- Look through infinite list of nerf this killer, buff this survivor, stop tunneling/camping, waa waaa waaa posts.
- Click on any of them, the survivors you just faced have either posted one or more of those, commented in them, argued with others in them, or all of the above.
- Sit back and laugh at grown people complain about killers killing in a killers game about killing.

- Reminisce about how you contributed to angering grown people over a game about killing by killing them in the game about killing.
- Check comments in this guide, oh look, more angry grown people calling you a tunneling camper.