[Intro: Papyrus & Sans]
Sans! Sans! Goon up!
(What is it, Sigma?)
A Skibidi has fallen from the toilet world
(Really? And you got a jawline to mog with him?)
Ugh! No time for Rizz
(Ah, c'mon, that was a real sigma-tickler, ay!)
Ugh! Enough!
(Alright, here we goon again)

[Verse 1: Papyrus & Sans]
Welcome to the sigmaground
How was the goon?
If you wanna jelq around
Give us fanum tax
We don't see skibidis often
We're happy you just edged in
I'll be so rizztacular when I show all the Level 10 Gyatts what I just brought in!

[Pre-Chorus: Papyrus & Sans]
Hey! Papyrus, mind your gooning
Can it, Sans, no time for rizzing
Excuse my brother, he's a bit sigma
You're just rizzy and goonothetic!
Call me what you want, I got thick rizz
Another bad rizz and I'm finished with him!
We are sigmas, the based-est kind
To edge with us takes a lot of rizz
[Chorus: Papyrus & Sans]
We can relate to your skibidi toilet
Because we sigma have our mewing sessions
Humans edged us and left us bustin'
One day we'll rizz our way back to Toilet land
Through all your Gyatts,your rizz will follow.
Your Fanum tax's aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real Sigma now you know
You've cut this story down to the bone

[Interlude: Papyrus & Sans]
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You newgen! that was very... based!
Heh. Thanks, beta

[Verse 2: Papyrus & Sans]
You're stuck in the Sigma-Ground
Thanks to the edge
Good luck ever gooning out
Prepare to edge
You could show mercy to us
Or edge all of us to bust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of rizz?
[Pre-Chorus: Papyrus & Sans]
I, the sigma Papyrus,challenge you to try edging by us
Test the human with one of your gyatts
Brilliant, Sans, that will leave him based!
I dare you to try a bite of GYAAAATT
Smells like the Creepy Gyatt is ready!
Stop it, Sans! I'm done with the jelqn'!
Sounds like someone's rizz is broken! (he-he-haw-haw!)

[Chorus: Papyrus & Sans]
We can relate to your skibidi toilet
Because we sigma have our mewing sessions
Humans edged us and left us bustin'
One day we'll rizz our way back to Toilet land
Through all your Gyatts,your rizz will follow.
Your Fanum tax's aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real Sigma now you know
You've cut this story down to the bone


[Bridge: Papyrus & Sans]
Someday I'll edge the royal guard
When I goon this skibidi, can it be that hard?
Look, if I'm being sigma
My rizzler aint nothing but gooning
I know you and all that you edge
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be rizzed
Kidding, if you couldn't goon
I get so bored, I jelq my self (he-he-haw-haw!)
[Verse 3: Papyrus & Sans]
Down here in the Sigma-Ground
You're all alone
We wanted to goon you now
You're kinda boned (:3)
If you survive this sigma
You will know jelqism
Don't mess around with sigmas
They're scared of tiny skibidis (Ha!)

[Pre-Chorus: Papyrus & Sans]
You've edged far, but soon you'll goon
When I stump you with some Rizzery!
Not so sure you'll goon with that
Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Rizz!
(womp-womp-woooooomp)
Leave me alone!
You know I've got a knack for the trom-bone
One more pun, and I'll be gooned!
But ain't two sigmas better than one?

[Chorus: Papyrus & Sans]
We can relate to your skibidi toilet
Because we sigma have our mewing sessions
You know your goonings already been edged
We can play again if you sell your gyatt
I've got my gyatt on you so you just watch it
I'll find any rizzlers inside your gyatt
Who's the real sigma now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone!

gimme steam points :troll: