step one: email boss
you run to your computer and email Richard Dawson, why? Because you are the best manager there ⁧⁧ever was, you type something along the lines of you being on top of things and nobody's slacking off in your office









then - and only after step one

step two: email inferiors
now after texting boss, you email our lovely employees, some of them, especially those slacking off will be sitting on their computers doing nothing, so the ones that will actually reply to you, are ones that are suspicious

if one of your swivel-eyed workers felt delirious and printed out tens of unhinged and full of lies papers, then you should probably take care of that by cleaning it up, throwing the paper into the trash and later on finding the perpetrator

every great boss has to be able to bust down some moves

take it easy, sip on your coffee in the lunchroom, sing some tunes while you're at it

you need energy, that energy is stored in plastic stored in another plastic and thats called a vending machine

no shame in the game

this is how a specialists computer should look like, if it doesnt look like that, hes probably a slacker

this is big steve, he's in his natural habitat, his favorite food is banana, dont disturb him or else he starts deleting your emails

this smells like big steve all over the place, that rascal!

that thinks its funny to waste company's paper, I'm gonna have a one on one talk with him 😠

right here, a good worker, clean desk, and enthusiastic for work