Welcome.

Step 1.

Enter the game, pick competitive mode or ranked or what the ♥♥♥♥ ever it is you jewball tryhards use.

Step 2.

Pick the weapon that says "P90"
If you pick anything else, Alt F4, grab your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and rip it off.

Step 3:

Point your gun at enemy, click the fire button.



Congratulations!
You have successfully killed your dad, I hope you enjoyed my leet Global Balls guide, I will make more next century.

Thanks for joining me, Phreak, here at the League of Global Balls studio.