Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash

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How to dash
By Cheesyhamburgerwithsauce
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step 1
Go to your device of choice and turn it on.

Insert your password.
If password is forgotten, try password123, 12345678910, abc123.
now go look for steam.
If this device has steam, skip to step 2,
If not, continue reading.

Download steam here
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2473120035685688855/5425E07897BA44507E863184762C9E3AB12CB2E3/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
Step 2
open steam here]
If told to create an account, name it freegeometrydash12345678910, password 12345678910.
If told to sign in, username ROBTOP, password geometrydash.
If steam opens like normal, go step 3.
If not, eat a tree.
Step 3
Go here to buy geometry dash.
Download it, wait 94572387592858493659483749574398648957498654394857564968 hours,
open it here https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2473120035685716886/47F780CDC607CB65BA982A155262463CCFEB1704/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
step 6
[Intro]
Geometry Dash

[Verse]
Three, two, one
Geometry Dash

[Bridge]
Geometry Dash, Geometry Dash
Geo-geo-geo, Geometry Dash
Geometry Dash, Geometry Dash
Geometry Dash
Geo, dash, geo, dash
Geo, dash, Geometry Dash
Geo, dash, geo, dash
Geo, dash, Geometry-ometry Dash

[Outro]
Three, two, one
Demon level













GO! ITS FINALLY HERE! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 YEARS! GO! NO TIME TO WASTE LETS SEE WHAT THE UPDATE BRINGS! GO! AFTER SO LONG! THE POWER IS IN OUR PALM! 2.2 FINALLY CRASHED INTO... GEOMETRY DASH! GO! WITH THE NEW SWING! NOW WITH THE NEW SWING! WE GO! NOW WE SING! 2.1 HAD ITS INEVITABLE ENDING! GLITCH AND SWITCH, RUN AND JUMP! FOR THE FINAL CLOCK TICKS! NOW! WE TRULY DASH! BUT WITH HOW MANY CLICKS! FOR THE COMMUNITY, HAS BROUGHT SO MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT! YET IT FELT LIKE EACH UPDATE WAS A LAST RESORT FROM LETTING THIS GAME FALLING APART! BUT HERE WE ARE, STRONGER THAN BEFORE, (intense mumbling) WITH ALL OF OUR POWER, WE FLY, JUMP, AND TELEPORT! https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2473120035685757121/273038CD496A825B414D0546AD7E8501B203B7A9/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false 3, 2, 1, GEOMETRY DASH! WE RISE UP! WE DONT STOP! LET THE MUSIC GO, LET THE RHYTHM FLOW! WE RISE UP! (all at once) WE WILL NEVER DROP! THE LONGER WE RUN WE WILL FINISH THE SHOW! 3 2 1 GO, GEOMETRY DASH! 3 2 1 DONT STOP! OUR PATH IS CLEAR!
3 2 1 GO GEOMETRY DASH! DONT STOP NOW, 2.2 IS HERE! https://youtu.be/EOXq3CQbl9Q?si=FSL6QFD-bt9mI2jr
1 Comments
Twiaktzlud =D 24 Jul @ 11:37am 
"eat a tree" so funny