Step one: get napalmed in iraq

Step 2: fester hate for the american government

Steppe tree: cover yourself in oil

Step f0ur: become barrel of oil taken into america

step fiv5: break out of barrel

Step 7:steal fard juice from obamas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Setp sex: fard

step 8: profit.


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