Klowns, the horrifically silly aliens, have come to invade earth again!!
In this section, we will go over the Klown types with all their strengths and weaknesses.






JUMBO:
Jumbo, more commonly known as the Ranger, is a well rounded Klown. He is fairly fast and does acceptable damage. There is neither a good or bad reason to use Jumbo. Jumbo comes equipped with the lure ability, click on a human to hypnotically drag them towards your location.

SPIKEY:
Spikey, more commonly known as the Tracker, has by far the best senses in the game. He has the same health pool as Jumbo, but is slightly slower. Spikey is decent at the start and perfect for the late game (The time when there is only 1 human left, usually drags out for a long time). Spikey's ability is the balloon dog, upon using you make a balloon dog that points toward the location of the nearest human. The balloon dog barks when it detects a human, and then barks again when it can directly see said human.

RUDY:
Rudy, more commonly known as the Trapper, shares the spot of weakest Klown with Shorty. Rudy has good senses and speed but also lower health. Rudy is a "risk and reward" Klown, and should be used carefully. Rudy, for the time being, doesn't have baby Klown traps. The baby Klown traps would be placed on the floor, and when stepped on by a human would wrap them up in a baby Klown and alert the Klown who placed it. Due to a game breaking bug, they have been removed for the time being.

CHUBBY:
Chubby, more commonly known as the Tank, has the larges amount of health by far. Chubby is the slowest Klown you can possibly play. Chubby is a perfect pick for people who are tired of being killed by bully squads. Chubby sports the invisible car as his ability. Using the ability causes your Klown to hop into an invisible car. When in the invisible car, your movement speed is heavily increased and turning now relies on what way your mouse is pointing. If you hit anything in front of you while driving, you lose the car and are stunned for about 5 seconds. if you hit a human with the invisible car, both you and them are stunned but the human is stunned for a larger time.

SHORTY:
Shorty, also called Tiny, the Midget, and most commonly the Brawler, is faster than any other of the Klowns. Shorty, along with Rudy, is also the weakest Klown you can have. Shorty is a "glass cannon" as described by the developers. Shorty (obviously) is very well... short! Shorty has the smallest hitbox and is very hard to kill when knocked down because of it. Shorty's famous ability is the pizza box. When activated, you jump into a very small pizza box with feet. This ability allows you to be stealthier. You can uppercut out of the pizza box to damage a human when near. The pizza box also makes bouncing sounds when walking around, so keep in mind you are very loud still when in said pizza box.

There is no such thing as a deadly invasion without the... death!
In this section, we will go over the Klowns main source of damage.

JUMBO:
Jumbo's weapon of choice is the Klown Mallet. The Klown mallet has 3 hits that do the same amount of damage. The amount of damage provided from the Mallet is mediocre at best, and requires you to at least hold down the mouse 3 times. The Klown Mallet is an okay method of damage, but has more cons than pros. By pressing right click, you can charge up a completely useless attack that nobody uses.

SPIKEY:
Spikey comes equipped with the Popcorn Bazooka, the most UNBALANCED PILE OF CRAP EVER powerful Klown weapon in the game right now. It deals by far the most amount of damage in 1 shot and only has a 4 second cooldown. The Popcorn Bazooka is useful in every situation you could possibly think of. When humans are hit by the Popcorn Bazooka it not only forces them to trip, but also starts tracking them. If you want to be yelled at in voice chat for "being trash" this is the weapon for you.

RUDY:
Rudy has the Klown Mace. The Klown Mace is practically the cooler Klown Mallet. It applies damage quickly and deals just about the same amount as the Mallet. By right clicking, charge up a spin attack that deals damage all around you while propelling you forward.

CHUBBY:
Chubby waddles around with his beautiful Gobstopper Launch **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER** uhhh... Jawbreaker Sling? **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER** uhm... well whatever it was called it is one of my personal favorites. It is the only long ranged melee in the game. It has 3 slow but highly damaging hits. By right clicking, charge up an EVEN LONGER launch that (I'm pretty sure tracks them, idk i've never hit it) deals EVEN MORE damage.

SHORTY:
Shorty wants you to "put up your dukes" with his very rare to come across Boxing Gloves. Hold down left click to do 6 different hits (the 6th one being the highest in damage). By right clicking, charge up an attack that will surely knock somebody's block off.

Harvesting is by far the hardest part of an invasion, here's how we do it:
In this section, we will be talking about your handy-dandy Cotton Candy Rayguns.

JUMBO:
Jumbo uses your ordinary Cotton Candy Raygun. Medium speed, fairly useful, good range, you get the gist.

SPIKEY:
Spikey decides to use the Pentashot. (DISCLAMER: DO NOT USE THE PENTASHOT, IT"S NOT EVEN GOOD UP CLOSE)

RUDY:
Rudy pulls out the Giga-Ray. The Giga-Ray requires a 3 second charge-up before it can be used, but cocoons humans faster than any of the guns. The Giga-Ray is perfect for when a human is crawling, or when a human is very close to you.

CHUBBY:
Chubby uses the Laser-Beamer. Unless you have perfect aim, do not use the Laser-Beamer. it can fire exactly 4 shots before it has to cool down, and you need at least 3 of those to successfully cocoon someone.

SHORTY:
Bouncecaster, my beloved. You fire round, bouncy, and beautiful shots. Your range is impeccable. I can even detonate you when I want. You barely ever overheat. But my favorite thing about you is... it takes 3 shots to cocoon with you.

With love,
Tres

P.S.
I hope they nerf you.