"In the time of crisis, one step away from freedom of the eternal pain and suffering exploring the magical sewers in Africa while being chased by stray zombie dogs and zombified black people. During the time of almost achieving the goal of freedom a man decided to say the phrase "wait, I want to look at the dogs" not 1 second went past and a bloodthursty wild zombified dog has leaped his way onto my face resulting in sudden blindness and confusion to me and my friend. During this time of chaos the dog called up his homies which resulted in the attack of 15 dogs and one stray black guy. We survived. Barely.."