v 0.0
In the beginning there was the {Gary Nothingness}.
v 0.1
And from the {Gray Nothingnes} the [Devs] emerged themselves.
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And upon emerging themselves they saw that it was too plain and empty.
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And so the [Devs] have placed the {Bun} in the {Gary Nothingness} and thus it was no longer empty and became the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness}.
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But the {Bun} was lower and alone and the [Devs] felt sorry for it and named it the {Lower Bun}, the one that was the {First-to-Come}.
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Yet the {First-to-Come} was still alone, and it felt sad in the loneliness of the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness}, and so the [Devs] emerged from the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness} the {Patty}.
v 0.6
The {First-to-Come} didn't know it was the {Patty}, thus it assumed it was, and was it grateful to the [Devs] for taking pity on it and bringing in the {Patty} to share.
v 0.7.
Upon coming to it, the {Patty} saw the sufferings of the {First-to-Come}, the {Lower Bun}, and seeing how lonely was it the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness} before the {Patty} emerged, it felt sad for the {Lower Bun} and laid itself then upon the {First-to-Come} with the [LMB'c]'s permission of the [Devs], and the juices dropped down upon the tender softness of the {First-to-Come} surface, for overwhelmed the {Second-to-Come} was.
v 0.8
And thus rejoiced they all were, and from the joy of the [Devs] emerged another {Bun}, the {Top Bun}, the [Apotheosis] of the [Devs]'s joy and feelings of accomplishment, and it came to be known as the {Third-to-Come}.
v 0.9.1
The {First-to-Come} and the {Second-to-Come} greeted wholeheartedly the {Third-to-Come} in shock and ave of the shine the glazed top crust of the {Top Bun} emitted, and came they all together with the yet another [LMB'c]'s permission of the [Devs]. And saw the [Devs] that it was good, and the number [0] emerged in the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness}, announcing the new beginnings.
v 0.9.2
Yet not the last one was the {Third-to-Come} to come to be, but being overjoyed with the results were not aware nor the {Lower Bun} or the {Patty}, neither the {Top Bun}, not even the [Devs] themselves were yet able to foresee what was to come...
v 1.0
And thus on the [10th Day] the [Burger] came to be. The [Devs] released it to travel the worlds, bringing the [Burger] to everyone for them to be able share the joy of the [Devs] and {Those-Who-Came} to be.
v 1.1
Some time has passed, and felt the [Devs] that there was something amiss and got distracted. And from this eerie feeling and distraction emerged the {Lettuce}. And though "...nobody knew they needed" it, it came to be. And felt the {Fourth-to-Come}, the {Lettuce} bitter for not being wanted initially, being deeply struck by everyone's surprised reactions, and jealousy snuck into it's root. And so the {Fourth-to-Come}, the {Unwanted} came up with a plan to place itself between the {First-to-Come} and the {Second-to-Come} using the ns delay between the [Devs]'s [LMB'c]'s authority, when the first three {Who-Came} separated for a second to yet again feel the joy of coming together. And so it did. And the [Devs] were angered by such an outrageous act, but the {Patty}, the {Second-to-Come}, was too compassionate, so it pleaded the [Devs] and the {Lower Bun} to forgive the foolishness of the {Lettuce}, who yet knew too little of this world for his own good to comprehend the full blasphemy of his actions.
The [Devs] couldn't resist the pleads of the {Patty}, for was it way too compassionate, yet it's crust was hard enough for it to stand up for against the [Devs] anger, just like they themselves have made it be. Besides the [Devs] saw that the {Lower Bun} was getting soaked too much already from the {Juices of Compassion} of the {Second-to-Come}, so they've had no choice but to calm themselves and allow the {Lettuce}.
And thus was the {Lettuce} assigned to be between the {Lower Bun} and the {Patty}, separating them apart, learning from them by the example, and so that no longer the {Lower Bun} would suffer from being soaked with the {Patty}'s plenteous {Juices of Compassion}. And saw the [Devs] that it was acceptable and that the potentials were good.
v 1.2
The time kept passing by in the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness} as the word of the [Burger] spread and so the joy was spreading among the worlds as well. The [Devs] felt content, yet they wanted to do something for those, who shared the joy with them and {Tose-Who-Came}. And so, "...after many seconds of brainstorming and a lot of sitting around..." the [Devs] decided to allow the [Financial Boost]. No longer the [Burger] was spreading the joy only, but also it was given the power of bringing the profits, and the profits were said by the [Devs] to be "4.99$". And everyone could see that it was also good.
v 1.3
Time passed on by, just as it should. And just as the [Devs] have foreseen - the worlds who met the [Burger] no longer felt the same amount of joy and ave for the work the [Devs] have done. Questions arose, debates broke out, some even dared to spread the blasphemy of [The-"RIGHT"-Order-of-{Those-Who-Came}]. And were the [Devs] so much angered by this blasphemy that they've concentrated this anger at one point, and so the {Cheese} emerged, and was it named the {Fifth-Who-Came}, for it was the {Punisher}.
And was the {Cheese} released into the worlds beyond the {Gray No-longer-Nothingness}, and said the [Devs]:

Originally posted by [Devs:

LET THE BATTLE FOR EVERY PIECE OF CHEESE BEGIN!

And so it began. In it's golden glory the {Cheese} was luring those of low faith and high doubts to restlessly seek for it, like greedy yet foolish one restlessly seeks the [Fool's Gold]. But was it created extremely elusive in it's oiliness and greasiness, slipping through the very fingers of those who dared to doubt [The-Order-of-{Those-Who-Came}].Elusive yet desired, the {Fifth-Who-Came} made everyone crave for it, yet very few who either were of greatest faith, extremely skilled or just lucky, were able to catch a glimpse of it. Even fewer were able to grasp it at least for a moment. And so the [Devs] created the {Punisher}, and saw they that it was well deserved.