Let me clear this up right now:

Plants are not sex offenders. Plants cannot be sex offenders because they are stuck in the ground.
Crazy Dave is autistic and autistic people can't be sex offenders. Come on, guys, we went over this twice!
So, no, Hubert, you will not be surprised today.


Pinhead Larry, every plant is a sex defender, because they all fight sex offenders, and in the process they are defending sex.


I played Plants Vs. Zombies 2 on an iPad when I was like 7 years old maybe once or twice. I don't remember a whole lot from it, and now that I'm old enough to actually remember the games I play, everything I hear about 2 makes me not want to give it a second try. To be honest, I'm not interested in any of the PVZ games besides the first. You will not be getting a PVZ 2 version from me, because I'm not knowledgeable enough or interested enough to do it.

Some of you disagreed with me a few times here and there. Let's clear this all up!



You are correct, 1984 Enjoyer. Football Zombie did peak in high school. This is because he died in high school and became a zombie shortly after. So, Football Zombie is still NOT a sex offender.



Well, in my headcanon, the only PVZ game that exists is the original and its GOTY Edition. Therefore, you're wrong.



No, Revolve, he is not 16 years old. He is actually 61. He is a terrorist/sex offender.



Actually, I do know this, and I do sympathize with Michael Jackson for the false allegations he had to deal with. Unfortunately for Michael, this joke was low-hanging fruit and it was too easy not to do it, I just had to. My apologies to MJ fans everywhere.



Newspaper Zombie is not innocent. Come on, you've played the game, he literally exposes himself right in front of you. Get your head out of your ass.



He's shorter than the Balloon Zombie who we do agree is a child so he can't be a midget, midgets are at least a little taller than that. He's a down syndrome toddler, therefore not a sex offender.



Firstly, thank you for the compliment. Secondly, you're right, Mikan~T-Suki, Snorkel Zombie is not really all that innocent. He has some violent fantasies about fish. But really, who doesn't? So, I'm tempted to change my answer for him, but like I said, deep-sea diving is a very time consuming passion so if he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ any fish down there, that's all he's doing. And really, who hasn't gone to town on a trout at least once?

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Thank you all for your lovely and kind comments, and all the awards too. I used the Steam points to buy showcases and many new emotes! If only I could show them off here...also, sorry it took me so long. Steam was bugging out and absolutely would not allow me to create this guide for like 2 weeks. I thought I was shadowbanned, but apparently not, because here I am now! Thank you all.

Keep Neighborville safe!