Abiotic Factor

Abiotic Factor

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The gooner aka IS-0091
Av Greg from Human Resources
Some information to help identify IS-0091 and how to stop him gooning in public places
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What he looks like
This is what he looks like so you know what to expect when you encounter him gooning in public
The reason i call him the gooner and what he sound like
The reason i call him the gooner is because when i encountered him for the first time it sounded like he was moaning and gooning with his thing i mean just look at him he is definitely gooning around that corner
How to stop him from gooning near you
Now i will explain what to do in this step by step list when you encounter him
  • Attempt to locate him when you start to hear him goon near you
  • When you locate him Do not attempt to confront him this will make him confused and aggressive and chase after you
  • When you locate him stop what you are doing and stare at him this will make him very uncomfortable and go away
Congratulations the end
Congratulations you stopped that pervert gooning in a public place well done


You deserve a reward for reading this guide have some cake


But beware he will goon again but now you know what to do after reading this guide
19 kommentarer
Greg from Human Resources  [skaper] 17. juni kl. 17.01 
i am a warhammer addict what do you expect
Duskerz 5. juni kl. 17.52 
man's never seen a short hair/bald woman lol
Greg from Human Resources  [skaper] 24. mai kl. 20.06 
:secretweapon_hoi:
Wormweed 23. mai kl. 23.12 
it might be a man but i would still smash
Greg from Human Resources  [skaper] 22. mai kl. 2.05 
yeah nah its a dude no way would a woman have that much of a bald spot
Wormweed 20. mai kl. 18.02 
dude what the FUCK is the comment below me?!?!
Duskerz 17. mai kl. 15.59 
I think of it as a her. Either way, that voice is feminine enough~
Greg from Human Resources  [skaper] 16. mai kl. 16.15 
@Lynxoln he goons VERY hard
Lynxoln 16. mai kl. 12.39 
If im not careful, how hard will he goon me?
Valen Logan 15. mai kl. 16.19 
Beware! He will goon again! A chilling and simultaneously hilarious statement of facts.