Abiotic Factor

Abiotic Factor

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The gooner aka IS-0091
By Greg from Human Resources
Some information to help identify IS-0091 and how to stop him gooning in public places
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What he looks like
This is what he looks like so you know what to expect when you encounter him gooning in public
The reason i call him the gooner and what he sound like
The reason i call him the gooner is because when i encountered him for the first time it sounded like he was moaning and gooning with his thing i mean just look at him he is definitely gooning around that corner
How to stop him from gooning near you
Now i will explain what to do in this step by step list when you encounter him
  • Attempt to locate him when you start to hear him goon near you
  • When you locate him Do not attempt to confront him this will make him confused and aggressive and chase after you
  • When you locate him stop what you are doing and stare at him this will make him very uncomfortable and go away
Congratulations the end
Congratulations you stopped that pervert gooning in a public place well done


You deserve a reward for reading this guide have some cake


But beware he will goon again but now you know what to do after reading this guide
19 Comments
Greg from Human Resources  [author] 17 Jun @ 5:01pm 
i am a warhammer addict what do you expect
Duskerz 5 Jun @ 5:52pm 
man's never seen a short hair/bald woman lol
Greg from Human Resources  [author] 24 May @ 8:06pm 
:secretweapon_hoi:
Wormweed 23 May @ 11:12pm 
it might be a man but i would still smash
Greg from Human Resources  [author] 22 May @ 2:05am 
yeah nah its a dude no way would a woman have that much of a bald spot
Wormweed 20 May @ 6:02pm 
dude what the FUCK is the comment below me?!?!
Duskerz 17 May @ 3:59pm 
I think of it as a her. Either way, that voice is feminine enough~
Greg from Human Resources  [author] 16 May @ 4:15pm 
@Lynxoln he goons VERY hard
Lynxoln 16 May @ 12:39pm 
If im not careful, how hard will he goon me?
Valen Logan 15 May @ 4:19pm 
Beware! He will goon again! A chilling and simultaneously hilarious statement of facts.