Tell the worst possible puns whenever you get the chance
Bone puns are the most rib-tickling

If your friends get pissed off then that means you succeeded!

Be super lazy, just lay back and don't care about anythi...

Oh and put the least amount of effort into everything, too lazy to try adding more

Be "helpful", make sure to give the most unclear instructions possible

If they are confused then that means you helped!

Ḵ̸̢̧̩͚̹̦͔͇̜̭̭̼̜̦͔̘̙͇̓̐́͛̏͐I̴̢̧̛̛͔̰̩͇͇͓̳̖̮͍͖̺̠̗̣̓̈́̊̑̓́͋͌͛̒͛̊̽̏̉͊̀̋̽̀̏̏̄̚͘͘͜͝͝L̷̛͙̽̀̄̓̑̀͊̈͑̈́̽͝L̵̢͚̯̙̞̰̟͕͖͓̞̭͚̾ ̷̧̧̛̺̰͓̜͕͍͙͙̠̰͈͓̱͙͎̹̗͍̫̫͕͖͇̭̌̓̿̇̌̋͆͒̉̃͒̿́̓͒̈̃̍̒̈͆͐̄͂̍̈́̅͊ͅW̷̧̨̡̡̡͓͙̜͚̙̳̯̩͇͕̳̝̣͉͚̣̟̙̤̤͈̥̐̒́́͋̒̾̅̌͂͂́̈̉̈̒̈̎̍̃̿̌̊̕͜ͅͅH̷̡̛͇͙̘̖̠̜̤̿͋̄̒̏̒̊̌̈̇͑̋͑̓͠ͅỎ̷̡̧̡̻̺̫͚̳̙̻̳̦̞͇͔̻͋͑̉͌̎̅̓̔͋̐̍̆͊̽͂͑͂̏̀́̚͜ ̶̢̨̧̧̠͎̹̤̱̺̙̞̗̜̗͎̜̹̭̺̲̯̝̩̱̭̥̰̭̤̎D̵̨͎͎̝̝̦̝̩͔͍͇̯̦̥͕͖̫̜̙̙̠͍͉̪͉̝̈́̽̈̀͑̌̒̔̔͂͛̆̽͗̑͌̎̅̾͂̓́̎̽͂̚̚͝͝E̶̡͓̟̘̼͓̰̯̙̤͉͕̣̫͕͖̠̰͓̜͕͈̖͖̜͇̘̓͛͊̀̅̍̉͆̐̑̈̈́ͅS̶͓͈̦͋̂͗̿̎̇͒͆̐̄̂͒͌͂̏̅̅͒͠͠͝͝͝E̵̡̡̡̡̨̢̛̺̹͖͇͎̺̜̝̲̺͔̬̮͍͎̮̝͕̲̠̺̮̐̒͋̑̿̓͆̄͛̐̍̂̋͘̕̚͜͠ͅͅR̴̛̩̮̦̟̗̄̀͋̒̿̍̂̀̋̐͜V̶̯͍̪͈͈̓͋͐̆̿̓̇̌̅̀̓͆̏̃͊̾̉͌́́͘͘͘̚E̷̢̡̨̨͙̭̬͍̳̺̻͔̯͓̖̱̟̗̮͎̮͖̭̹̗̬͙̣̟̫̐̂̆̀̓̐͘ͅȘ̷̎̈́̑̑̂͋͝͠͝ ̷̗͚̣͔̳̺͔̩̗̉̈́̍̄̒̌̍̌̆̈́̍̏̌̊͂̆̽͊̎̔̋̌̏́͘̚͘̕͘T̸̨̪̱͕̟͙̪̩̩̣̖͓̩̙̤̋̈́͛͐̉̀͌́͋̊̈͛̎̑̄͂̔͐̽͘̚͘͜͝͝Ǫ̸̧͖̱̼̣͓̲̰̼͈̖̻̫̤͖̜̗͈̭͋̂̐̀̓̐̐͜͠͝ͅ ̸̨̖̣͙͇̝̩̱̗̟̦̙̪͈̮̙̦̳̮̋̊͐̓͗́̓̈̽̍̈́̃͋̓͒̀̂̾͑̅͋͘͝͝ͅḆ̵̨̛͚̰̱̝̦̱̺̗̞̻̱̯̯̼̤̾̅̑̽͗̍̀͗̌̿̎͛̇̀̏̄̚͜ͅÉ̸̡̛͉̯̭̻̼̤̥̭̤̦̾̋̉̈͂͗̊̏̏͗̂̋̀̍̇̈͌͛͋̓̍̊̀́̃͠͝ ̸̢̡̧̧̞͔̮̤͕̻̣̣͇̖͇͎͖̹͉͎̤͚̖̈́̏́̂̌͊͑̋̓͌̓͆̂͊̌̿̒͒̄̏̿͂̏̀̓̚̕͜Ḵ̵̫͊̓̓̐̓̆̓̈́͆̄̚͝͝İ̴̞̭͚̱̭̜̳̺̳̠̻͔̿̈̓͒͛̈́̈́͛̓̐̓̎̔̊̂̉͂̄̕͝͝͠͠Ļ̴̧̢͓̻̲͙̼̙̻̬̙̹̦̟̼̺͕̼̞̺̮͍̺̓̈́́̎̚͝L̸̡̡̛̼̜̟̳̹̻̞̜̼̞̻͇̻̣̤̦̦͕̳̺̹͖͖̥̉̒͌̄̐̅̑̄̎̒̈̊̐̔͌̈͂͘̕͜ͅȨ̵͙͓͈͍̦̞͍̄̌͆́̌̓̽͛̚͝Ḑ̸̢̧̱̫̰̬̲̳͈̩̭̺̰̠̫̞͓̰͍̞̤̝͉͍͈̗͉̳͈͑͌͂̾͗͊͘ ̶̨̣͇̹͈̯̪̦̦̀̄̊̈́̀̒̊͋́͐̈́̅͆̋̊̍͆̉͒̀̕͘͝ͅẀ̷̢̭̬̱̘̻̦͖̖͙͎̮͈͆̆̒̒̔̓ͅḪ̴̨̳̳̭̘̫̞̼̬͕̱̻̱̹̈́̔͌̋͊̍̈́̔̄̂̀̂͐̓͂̈́͆̉̐͛̄̈̃̅͐̎̚̚͝E̵̢̫̗̪͎̲̲̞̔̓̇̋̋̂͋̊̀̚Ņ̴̡̢̧̛͚̫̬̞̜͇̖͖̤̩͖͇̰̮̠̭͚̦͖̲͓̩̘͑̽̑̒̅̌̈́͒̓̈̅̌̐̆̇̚͠͝ ̶͚͉̦̦̊̂̅͌̌͗̇̍̈́̐̓̋͛̓̚͜B̸͕̥͓͍͔̘̘̻̜̺͚̰͎̯̻̽̈̋̇̈̊̉̔̈͛̈́̅̃͒̀̊̀̕̚̚̕̚͜Ệ̸̻͗͌͌̉͂̉̀͆̀͒͝͝͠I̷̧̞̘̮̝͕̰̮̱̞̹̭̠̳̹̠̠̱̗̩̣̘̥̗̟̘̙͍͕̓̀̄̃̇̄̈̋̅̾͜͜N̵̢̝̲̠̞̜̞̺̬͈̮̯̭̱̗̤͈̥̦̭̖̠̱̤̱̠̏̓͂͂̈́̒̌͊͆̕͝͝ͅͅG̷̢̳͎̭̭̗͇̦̩̼̥̥͙̱̯̅͆͂͊̎̔͋̈́̆̒͐̾̆͆̈́̈́̿̈̇͌͝ͅ ̵̛̘̙̬̻̰̗̼͍̩͙̩͈̹͕̖͂̅̓̏̎̀͑̾̃̃̔͂̇͊̏͠͠J̶̻̥̱̰̤̜͚͙̍̏̐̂̃̀̐͑͝ͅU̷̫̪̽͐̃D̶͕̩̝͖̭̿̾̇͌͋̓͌͆̀̊̿̾͘͝͝Ģ̵̧̛͎̞̯͖͕͖͕̰̪̻̠̣̜̯̣͙͖̻̞̹͎̜̮̭͇͚͚̖̗͌͐̿͋́͋̍̇͑̉̎͌̎̈̿̉̍̈̈̿̉̾͗̚Ȅ̶̻͈̘̣̖̻̲̗̓̇̍̔̿̈́͌̃̔̆͌̓̓̉̽̊͒̈́̒͐̓̾͐̕̚͘͝͠D̵̩̝͍͙̫̳̪̬̘͎̰͚̫̣̫̀̈́͑͘̕̚.̶̢̧̨̛̻͖̝͍̮̯̙̘̳͈̟̳̣̩̹̤͈͙̘̓̽̓̀̉̒̍̏͌̿͊͒̇̿̄͛̉́̐̋̐̆͌͛̿̔̕̚͘͠͝




Make sure to protect and keep spirits up when needed!

Be as random as possible

So random that you jumpscare people for a moment when you show up..

zzzzzzz...

Wha.. oh right, sleep way too much, even while standing up, be careful to not have something happen while you sleep though..

Congratulation, you now know how to Sans!
Hope you have a "Bad Time" with those "Bone crackling" puns!