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How to be good at CS:GO

By Cadian Heavy Weapons Squad

This guide will teach you how to be g00d at CS:G0. It will lead you on the path of righteousness and by the end of this guide I can guarantee you will have seen the light!

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8 Oct, 2014 @ 2:12am

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Guide Index

Overview

Introduction

Part 1 - MLG

Part 2 - 420

Final Part - The M0ST 1MP0RT4NT P4RT

Conclusion

Comments

Introduction

Hello fellow CS:GO players! As you may be able to tell this guide will guide you to being good at CS:GO! If you've ever been called ♥♥♥♥ by your friends or just random trolls then this guide is just for you!

WARNING! This guide may contain:

This was not intented for scrubs.

Part 1 - MLG

We all know that the quintessential of being pr0 is MLG. MLG WILL change your life and the way you look at pr0s. Simply visit this site http://www.majorleaguegaming.com/ and you w1ll g3t g00d.

Now you will realise tru3 pr0n3ss as you will longer think "I wish I could qu1ck$c0p3 like h1m"
"notice me s3np41" and you will now think "what a bunch of scrubs, I'll ignore them like Faz3 did to me before I joined"

This is an essential step and needs to be taken srsly as this tip ALON3 will save you hours of practic3.

Part 2 - 420

Although MLG W1LL help you it is still not enough! You need the s3cret ingr3dient for successful matches. That ingr3dient (and I know this as I learnt from the uttermost respected of MLG Monks from cliffs of Mt. Dew) is WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Surprisingly this thing :

will make like this guy :

With this special ingr3dient you will be able to take on the most l33t of h4x0rs like this guy :

Final Part - The M0ST 1MP0RT4NT P4RT

Welcome to the final part of this guide! This will 3xplain the most vital step to being g00d. That my fr13nds is called QU1CK$C0P31NG. Although I have mastered this 4m4z1ng sk1ll already I cannot teach y0u h0w t0 QU1CK$C0P3, 1 c4n 0nly SH0W y0u.

If you f0ll0w3d those 2 diagrams correctly then y0u should now know the ULT1M8 S3CR3T of the Monk of Mt. Dew.

This skill can be accompanied by

This is to boost your sense of taste so you can taste the bl00d 0f scrubs better

This will heighten your sense of sm3ll so you can sm3ll 0ut the h4rdsc0p3rs lurk1ng on d3_dust2

If you are st1ll confused on how to QU1CK$C0P3 then just do what this guy does:

Conclusion

Thank you for r34d1ng this guide! 1 h0p3 y0u t00k something home today that will stay in your heart for the r3st of your lyf.

WARNING: DO NOT INHALE DORITO POWDER AS THIS IS HOW DEMY LEVITO WAS KILLED

unless you're this guy:

5 Comments

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Cookie Monster 30 Apr, 2015 @ 1:12am

THANK U S3NP41

Vanzorian 19 Dec, 2014 @ 12:53am

THANK U S3NP41 THANKS TO U I GOT INTO F4ZE CLAN AND THE KKK SUPRISINGLY, I ACCIDENTLY INHALED THE DORITO POWDER AND AM AT THE DOCTOR BUT ATLEAST I AM A QUICKSCOPER. I WAS A BIT TOO CONFIDENT AND TRYED TO QUICKSCOPE THE BIN AND THROW IN A CAN OF SODA BUT IT BOUNCED BACK AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD NOW I AM CONCUSSION, PLZ RIP ME I NEED MONEY TO FIX MY HAIR. www. ineedmoneybecausemyquickscopefailed.com
I AM THANKFUL

Crunk 8 Oct, 2014 @ 9:35pm

420/69 Would recomend again

Heli Supply Body 8 Oct, 2014 @ 9:34pm

Demy R.I.P

muppet 8 Oct, 2014 @ 3:46am

11/10 made m3 jump from silva 1 to gl0bal elite, tyty

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