Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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how to be a modern day lime scout (and get gud)
Av Citrus aurantiifolia
wanna know how to get gud at scout? wanna know how to make your enemy rage-quit? well lookie here its a actual lime scunt, ima teach you the basic of being a lime scout and then you can follow your own path and see if i helped you or not (its better if i dont, then i can clip you and put you on YouTube) without a seconds notice, lets (insert over used intro here)
   
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Part 1: Getting the basics (I.e your cosmetics and name)
So where do we begin? simple, the name, just keep your name, dont do some haha funny ♥♥♥♥ and add "xX_Xx" or "pro_gamer" that makes you seem like a meme and nobody will take you seriously, your just gonna be seen as a joke and not as someone to be feared, make your name something, decent, and yes i know thats ironic coming from my name, but be the difference you wanna see in the tf2 landscape, now the cosmetics, the most important part of your outfit, i recommend the classic Tossle Cap, Breakneck Baggies, Fast Learner, Track Terrorizer, of course in all lime green paint which is pretty cheap, now your truly a lime scout, in the next part we are gonna take about the weapons
Part 2: Good weapons And behaviour
alright, we are here at part 2, which weapons do you need vs which weapons do you NOT need, first off the weapons you DO NOT NEED: Baby face blaster, Pretty boys pocket pistol, Back Scatter, Shortstop, Sandman, Boston Basher, Sun-on-a-Stick, now the weapons YOU DO NEED: Force-A-Nature, Soda Popper, (stock) Scattergun, Mad Milk, Crit-a-Cola, Bonk! Atomic Punch, (stock) Pistol, Winger, Flying Guillotine, (stock) Bat, Candy Cane, Fan O'War, Atomizer, Wrap Assassin, pretty simple, make a combo out of any of the GOOD weapons and you should be alright, use them to your advantage and make sure your enemy is dead, no matter the cost.

BEHAVIOUR

now, im sure you have heard to be toxic and etc etc, DO NOT DO IT, it gives you a ego the size of texas and makes you very angry, be calm, be a tryhard, kill F2Ps and laugh taunt after every kill if your in a safe spot, play teh objective, duh. cap the intel, push the cart, cap the point, do not stop until the job is done, you must play to win the game, now of course you can be friendly, its nice to take brakes, you dont have to kill every friendly, but make sure to get back on the grind, make sure to make the enemy team knows that this is YOUR LAND, kill other tryhards, F2Ps, normal people, and do not be scared to kill F2Ps in certain areas, make the enemy team FEAR YOU do not give up, rip and tear until it is done
Part 3: conclusion :3
well well well, your at the end, whether your here for ironic enjoyment, your a discord user that i sent this too, or you wanted to read this in your free time i hope you learned something, i am a scout/sniper main with 800 hours myself, 90 hours on scout and 100 on sniper, so get out there, spread your lime wings, and show the worlds WHOS BOSS! this is a fellow lime scout, and i will cya around
8 kommentarer
Citrus aurantiifolia  [skaper] 25. mai kl. 8.13 
who says a lime scout cant write?
Derp | titan.tf 24. mai kl. 22.47 
i expected this guide to be low quality wtf
Citrus aurantiifolia  [skaper] 27. apr. kl. 10.08 
this review aint a joke, but too each there own as they say
sillygibs 27. apr. kl. 9.35 
you're 8 years too late on this joke.
AccidentallySkilled 26. apr. kl. 9.08 
Thank you. As a person suffering from Lime Dysphoria this really cleared things up. I am now proudly the color of the sun (im pretty sure its green tho that may be the sky idk)
Geralt of Rivia 22. apr. kl. 13.03 
Incredible.
chinski misiek 21. apr. kl. 14.13 
XxX_ChineseLimeBear_XX will be good name? also i like back scatter
mfelectric78 19. apr. kl. 15.29 
this guide made me worse at medic