ULTRAKILL

ULTRAKILL

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How to get rid of Something Wicked PTSD
By Abcjakejake
(Guide may cause heart problems) Who would've thought a black stickman would be so scary.
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I pissed myself at the thought of it.
Hello fellow genocidal maniacs! Today, I'll tell you how to stop being scared of a tall black thing who will chase you down until you're dead.






boo
Did you get scared by that?
If so, you're a normal robot who slays demons, angels, and see-through people. If not, you're a lucky piece of filth who doesn't get war flashbacks from this guy.
How to stop being scared.
Simple, guns. For some reason, Hell is basically America. Guns galore. So simply shoot them. Or...
1. Trap it and become friends with it.
Maybe, just maybe, this thing wants to be friends.
And it can't kill you if you trap it, so might as well be friendly as you prevent your death.
2. Seek therapy.
Maybe all you need is to find therapy so you can talk about why it scares you so badly.
3. Be racist against it
I do don't recommend this one as it might end up with you doing it to actual people, but hey, if you can't beat it, do hate crimes against it.
4. Face It
scary
5. Cheat
Just cheat and get rid of it.
You'll live
























































































































25 Comments
croutonplays 13 Jun @ 2:14pm 
AHHHH
mfelectric78 13 Jun @ 11:03am 
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rick the door technician 11 Jun @ 6:02am 
vocal chords*
rick the door technician 11 Jun @ 6:02am 
my voice chords are destroyed!! fuck you
XenonTitan 10 Jun @ 12:54am 
I HATE YOU
american cheese 1 Jun @ 3:12pm 
made me cream up my jorts, downvoted.
Cross 31 May @ 12:50am 
the instructions were to unclear, i ended up drilling a hole into my monitor and then i fucked it. down up voted. showed me something new and painful enjoyably.
V1 25 May @ 5:16pm 
upvoted guide because i gained an actuall fear of the black stik size 3 i was hiding in bed then i heard the breathung if sometin wiced so im sacerd
wario land 3 23 May @ 5:26pm 
turned my white pants brown... thanks, downvoted...
Sewer Dweller (NDS) 23 May @ 2:47pm 
@rkromromz what the fuck