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How 2 maximise views (to get more money) (in my experience)
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1 cut out the fluff
nobody likes sections where you're just walking around, and not recording that stuff can get you more views
2 corpses!
recording your friends' corpses can get you more views, people want to see your friends dead, and if you don't need them alive, record them dying.

do it.

for the views.

there are also skulls, ribs and spines dotted around the map, make sure to record your friends holding them, like fish on a dating profile.
3 beasts
it's pretty obvious, the game tells you to record scary stuff, so go do that.
4 falls/violence povs
people like seeing falls for some reason, recording your friends falling will get a comment or two, but, recording a pov gets you more views and commenters

also, recording yourself dying to a monster (eg: iron maiden), or running into machinery is a good way to get views.
5 acceptable fluff
there is some fluff you can record, you get some views for showing people gardens, and your friends, but anything more than a few seconds on those things is a bit of a waste
6 "oh ♥♥♥♥" filler
lets say you came back from an expedition, but your camera still has a considerable amount of film left. you should not waste this film, especially if you're unsure it's enough to keep up with your view quota. go record you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around on the surface, utilising steps 4 and 5 to your advantage.
conclusion
views are worth more than your friends lives, go record anything violent or gruesome, the only life that matters is the cameraman, and if they die, the closest person is now the one managing both getting the most views, and not losing the camera like a SCHHHHHHHTEWPID BOY

you exist for nothing more than to get views, so go get some.
6 коментара
pickle inspector  [автор] 8 юли в 9:52 
job.
rpgunlight 29 юни в 14:29 
why do you inspect pickles... (your name)
pickle inspector  [автор] 26 юни в 11:09 
Did you at least record their death?
Idiocyguy 26 юни в 10:54 
Instructions unclear, my IRL friends are now dead.
cojode6 17 юни в 17:33 
i pushed my friend into a hole in the mines and he hasen't talked to me since but we did make quota o great advice
CowboyKalvin 12 юни в 15:20 
thanks now I don't have friends but I met quota