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How To Play Postal 2 Without Killing Anyone
By Rhodey
How to play the game without murdering anybody.
   
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Languages: English
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21 Mar @ 10:49am
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The secret is...
1. You don't.

This is Postal 2. You can use a feline anus as a silencer. You can walk around town with your wang out. Every other citizen in this horrible city is either racist, a child toucher, or just somebody you don't like. Think about it! Society would be so much better if you could kill people you don't like!

But if you actually want to...

2. When you open the game and start playing, do NOT hit a single button on your keyboard.

Except for one:

3. Whenever possible, hit the K button on your keyboard.

Congratulations, you've now learned how to play Postal 2 without killing anybody!

Well, except yourself.

Ok cya
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Mr_Melenhead 24 Mar @ 12:32am 
real