Amazing World

Amazing World

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The Comprehensive Guide to Nix Purging
By Nasty Nick & The Succulent Dick
Do you tire, day to day, wondering how to get rid of those Nixes in your neighborhood? Worry no more! This guide will guide you along the path of undiluted glory.
   
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Intro
Are you tired of Nixes trashing your house? Are you sick of them running around causing trouble, eating your hamster, cooperating with the Illuminati, and leaving your toilet seat up?

Well! Look no further! With this guide, you'll know exactly what to do to get rid of these pesky nuisances!
The Nix and You
What do they look like you may ask?

They are hideous little creatures, with faces worthy of a high-velocity fist.

Please take the time to review this high-definition picture for a complete comprehension of your enemy.

The Purging
Within the game, you are taught that excessive waving of the arms is sufficient enough to frighten them away.


Such tactics may work for short periods of time, but they will always return. They will, with no question. Waving may scare them away, but they still remain alive and at large.

You don't want that to happen.

You want to purge them from existance, to never harrass you ever again. There are always simpler, permanent solutions.

Please study these faster alternatives shown below.

An axe:




A gun:



A Necronomicon



Heresy


Closing Sentences
You have completed your first step on your journey to total Nix annihilation. Please take a moment to pat yourself on the back.

Hopefully with this guide, you have gained enough knowledge to immaculately initiate the purging of the Nix.
11 Comments
Renowned Skeleton Enthusiast 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm 
Hey, I think you need to update the guide. The Nix have starting using the same techniques you've outlined here, and they've gotten a lot harder to purge. Can you update the guide to have advice on how to deal with Necromonicon toting Nix? Those are the one's I've been having the most trouble with.
clompus 17 Mar, 2020 @ 12:20pm 
instructions unclear, my character skewered itself with a metal pike, please fix, my bear won't get up, i think he's dead.
Mincco 6 Oct, 2017 @ 4:49pm 
i like the nix though, ( they are cute, but my fave are the blue ones with head flowers on their head)
itsbunnydays11 26 Aug, 2015 @ 5:33am 
okay..:steamsad:
Squishy 23 Jun, 2015 @ 7:08pm 
Bunny,why you getting butthurt over this guide? It's only meant to be taken as a dark humourly joke, if you don't like it don't be at theses guides at all....
Nasty Nick & The Succulent Dick  [author] 23 Jun, 2015 @ 6:48pm 
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
itsbunnydays11 23 Jun, 2015 @ 10:13am 
This Game Is Kid-Friendly, So You All Out There Should Stop Putting Blood and killing guides, As I May Ask My Friends And Family To Report, As I Have Much Friends And A Humongous Family, Reporting All, Will Get Enough Reports To Banish This Guide, So Remove It, Or I Will Force You To Remove It.
Muu Shuwuu 13 Dec, 2014 @ 9:03am 
Thx for the guide! 1k kills and counting!
Squishy 24 Oct, 2014 @ 6:13pm 
I haz already been on a 300 endless killstreak with ma glock agaisnt dem nixs
Thanks to dis guide :D
tanks 23 Sep, 2014 @ 1:00pm 
Give me my gun and axe good sir!;-;