Plague Inc: Evolved

Plague Inc: Evolved

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A Plague of Altruism
By Sputnik
The horror, the horror
   
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Early Infections
After centuries of modern medicine, a blood-borne retro-virus evolves to disperse itself through blood transfusions. It does so by a subtle hijacking of its victims' minds.
  • Infected become prone to fits of altruism - and enjoy a perverse thrill from donating blood
  • Blood-banks swell to capacity, buffering your population against a variety of disasters
  • The prudent player will opt to destroy all stored blood to contain the pandemic

Public Health Warning: 'Say NO to Hugs'
Economic Uncertainty
Left unchecked, a counter-culture of 'Militant Altruism' develops around the disease:
  • Activists covertly infect the private blood-stores of the wealthy.
  • The economy begins to fray as infected industrialists abandon profit-motive - in favour of giving away huge sums money in pursuit of ecstatic highs.
  • As wealth is decentralised, the Stock-market experiences a sustained series of crashes.

The grief of Ayn Rand
Dutiful Despotism
Laws can be enacted to safeguard the Public Order against the Public Good:
  • Charities and NGOs are banned outright.
  • Residents are encouraged to inform on neighbours who are unjustifiably friendly or helpful.
  • Parents must lodge annual expense claims against their children.

LAPD after the shield redesign
Chaotic Benevolence
Unchecked effects of 'Selfish Altruism' threaten natural market forces:
  • NGOs adopt hit-and-run guerrilla tactics to deliver their services
  • Charity shop ladies, jailed as black-marketeers, are freed during the 'Friendly Rots'
  • The 'rogue charity worker' becomes the new bad-ass anti-hero celebrated in pop-culture, finally displacing the much admired gangster archetype.

A resurgence of The Smiths signals the End Times are truly upon us
Game Over
If the madness is allowed to continue:
  • Essential goods & services are distributed according to need instead of profit
  • Money becomes devalued as a means of exchange
  • Francis Fookuyama publishes his sequel: "The End of History, and this time I really mean it"
The last three remaining billionaires fill their rockets with worthless paper. They flee Earth for a dome on Mars, furnished with a single poker table and three chairs. A tragic loss to Humanity.

Aw come back guys. Let's hug it out!