You are probably here because you may have faced hate speech, prejudice, got laughed at, shoved into a locker, all for one stupid reason.. Because you are on WiFi.

For YEARS Wi-FI players like myself have been wrongfully discriminated against by bigoted Ethernet Elitists. As we all know Wi-Fi is superior to wired connections and LAN players just use it as an excuse because they are bad at the game. When you ask to play Tekken with someone and they say "No" because you are on WiFi, you must first educate and inform them on why Wi-FI is good.

Below is the evidence detailed in bullet points which will convince moron Wired players that they are mistaken.

1. "It's good on my end. :^)"

2. "My router is next to my PC so I don't need a cable!"

3. "Skill Issue."

4. "My Wi-Fi is not like the others. It's fast, I swear!!!!"

5. "I hate cables and wires, they are yucky!!"

6. "My Mom won't let me drill a hole in my wall :("



If you attempted to reason with them using all the points stated above and they STILL refuse to play Tekken with you, then I am afraid we have no other option but to proceed to Plan B: Deception.

Now I know what you're thinking. Do Wi-Fi players really HAVE to resort to such despicable means to get people to play with them in Tekken? Yes. The humble Wi-FI community has suffered far too long, even to the point where the evil Tekken developers decided to add a WiFi indicator as a mark of shame for us innocent people who just want to play the game.

So our next step is to simply mask our Wifi icon which will then trick foolish wired players into thinking we are also on wired connection. To do this you need to go to the link below, download the exe, then drop it into your folder, extract it, and then.........












AAAH HAAA SIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!
You really thought it would be that easy huh? THINK AGAIN BEEEEEYATCH!






BUY A LAN CABLE YOU BOTTOMFEEDING BUM!!!!

https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Ethernet-Gold-Plated-Connectors/dp/B00N2VILDM/ref=sr_1_4?crid=28SYXNPKZXJA2&keywords=LAN%2BCABLE&qid=1706051233&sprefix=lan%2Bca%2Caps%2C141&sr=8-4&th=1

Remember LANbros, stick to the plan and continue plugging WiFI players and blocking them like the scum they are. This is 2024, let's leave Wi-FI in the stone age please. Keep it classy and enjoy some good ass Tekken.

















Now that the Wi-Fi peasants are gone, who's up for some dinner at my place tonight? I'll bring out the fine china. Crab legs and champagne are on me.