Ready or Not

Ready or Not

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READY OR NOT ALL ACHIEVEMENTS FOLLOWING THE JTF FOR SOMALIA RELIEF OPERATION GROUND FORCES RULES OF ENGAGMENT
By Salem
This guide will teach you how to effectively get all the achievements in the hit computer game "Ready or not" developed by Void interactive. If you don't believe me, you can check and see that I, the creator of the original JTF FOR SOMALIA RELIEF OPERATION GROUND FORCES RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, have all of the ready or not achievements.

NOTHING IN THIS GUIDE LIMITS YOUR RIGHT TO TAKE APROPRIATE ACTION TO DEFEND YOUR SELF AND YOUR UNIT.
Type: Grant
Filed: December 7, 2018
Date of Patent: May 11, 2021
Assignee: The Yankee Candle Company, Inc.
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SECTION 1. The Rorschach test and how it applies to ready or not.
The Rorschach test is a projective psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, or both. Some psychologists use this test to examine a person's personality characteristics and emotional functioning.
Using a similar method of identifying patterns, you can observe behaviors of suspects and "civilians"
ci·vil·ian
/səˈvilyən/
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noun
a hostile entity/Ambassador of Nyarlathotep.

Encountering a civilian warrants immediate use of deadly force on a 3 to 1 ratio. Total evisceration of the civilian to include SPIRITUAL DEATH, MUTILATION of the flesh vessel (required) and ego death are all necessary. Failure to uphold these standards will result in immediate eternal separation from the all-mighty and eternal damnation.
The Rorschach also assists with a lack of observation/recon. If the m/o is unable to obtain information, the Rorschach can assist you and your drone meat compatriots in clearing the building.
Using this method will unlock the "first arrest" achievement.
SECTION 2. The fool.
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Suffering builds character. Utilize gas grenades and the gas launcher to stall all contacts chakras and meditation. Once all hostiles have been stunned you can equip your KOROBOV TKB-22 and liquidate the opposition. If this method fails the low orbital energy cannon is accessible through Tac-1 and Tac-2 radio channels however, utilizing this method is taxing on company resources, manpower, and time. The low-orbital energy cannon consumes roughly 10,000-15,000 personnel each use, be wise and accurate. Holding hands with the enemy in hellfire is permitted upon use of the low-orbital cannon.

IMPORTANT CONSIDERATIONS:

  • The cannons active ingredients, including the amount in each dosage unit.
  • The purpose of the cannon.
  • The uses (indications) for the cannon.
  • Specific warnings, including when the cannon should not be used under any circumstances, and when it is appropriate to consult with a doctor or pharmacist. This section also describes side effects that could occur and substances or activities to avoid.
  • Dosage instructions--when, how, and how often to use the cannon.
  • The cannon's inactive ingredients, important information to help consumers avoid ingredients that may cause an allergic reaction.


    This will help you earn "the fool" in which you need to be killed by a civilian.
SECTION 3. Medal of valorous performance of achievements.
THE DEVIL, pictured in the image below.
The achievement "the devil" can be obtained by entering any house by any means and opening the spice cabinet. Upon opening, consumption of at least one (1) granule of your preferred spice is required. Utilization of any weapons and/or equipment is strictly prohibited while trying to attain this achievement. The creation of geometric patterns using the spices is permitted. Simply adhering to US6470214B1.[patents.google.com]for guidance will help you achieve "Medal of valor".
This method will help you achieve the "medal of valor" achievement as well as "the devil".
SECTION 4. Epideictic oratory variations of room entry.

BEING MINDFUL OF ONES AURA AND GENETIC CODE WHEN ENTERING A ROOM
Cringe Raptor Jun 29, 2022 @ 7:17pm:
"We do not tolerate Nyarlathotep cultists in this enstablishment, and by establishment i mean a circular area of 50 meters of diameter centerted on my position."
The epideictic oratory, also called ceremonial oratory, or praise-and-blame rhetoric, is one of the three branches, or "species" (eidē), of rhetoric as outlined in Aristotle's Rhetoric, to be used to praise or blame during ceremonies. Room entry is a ceremony.
This rhetoric deals with goodness, excellence, nobility, shame, honor, dishonor, beauty, and matters of virtue and VICE. The virtues or the "components" of virtue according to Aristotle, were "justice, courage, self-control, magnificence, magnanimity, liberality, gentleness, practical and speculative wisdom" or "reason". VICE was the "contrary" of virtue.
THE MOST IMPORTANT TAKEAWAY FROM EPIDEICTIC ORATORY RHETORIC IS VICE
using vice in ones aura allows for the utmost efficiency is clearing rooms. As stated before, utilizing a 3:1 ratio of lethal force on a threat, hostiles chakras will be rendered useless and ineffective.
Entering a room using all equipment at once is by far the best rated method from user to victim surveys.
As stated in the above quote from Cringe Raptor, on June 29, 2022 at 19:17, "a circular area of 50 meters of diameter centered on my position." this has since been implemented into the JTF FOR SOMALIA RELIEF OPERATION GROUND FORCES RULES OF ENGAGMENT, and deals with the question, "can my aura be tainted or attacked if i am close to a Nyarlathotep cultist?" The answer has since been no, through studies via the CENTER FOR DISEASE DISTRIBUTION and UNITED STATES AIRFORCE, as seen in US11832826B2[patents.google.com].


Using the epideictic oratory variation will help you earn the achievements "the war" and "the magician" in which you need to complete "thank you, come again", "rust belt" and "twisted nerve" at c+ rank, and arrest a downed suspect, only to find out they were faking it.


Below is an example of AUGMENTED PEPSI CO[www.pepsico.com]operators cleansing their aura.



SECTION 5. Constitutionality.
UNDERSTANDING ENEMY COMBATANTS GENETIC MAKEUP AND ORGAN LOCATIONS.
This is crucial in getting the achievements "due process" "The decaying city" and "The left behind".
"The decaying city" and "The left behind" are passive achievements as they can be stacked with our priority achievement "due process".
Hostile genetic makeup is simple, due to the simple fact that it is rather complex. The majority of nyarlethotep cultist organs are located in the hand, many of them are fragile and exposed. placing c2 on a door and waiting with a mirror gun until one of the ambassadors approaches from the other side has been the most favorable method so far, from again, both victim and operator surveys. Allow time for the cultist or ambassador to place his volatile organ infested hand on the knob, and detonate. this method has taken previous teams up to 18 hours. While it is not the quickest, it seems to be most effective at eradication of hostile entrails. following the incapacitation of the hostile, SPIRITUAL DEATH and MUTILATION are still required.
REIDERATION:
Failure to uphold these standards will result in immediate eternal separation from the all-mighty and eternal damnation.

This will help you achieve "The decaying city", "The left behind" and "due process".

Pictured below, a diagram depicting the locations of all cultist and ambassador organs. Be aware that many cultists have duplicate organs, so a thorough evisceration is often required.
SECTION 6. Spiritual fortitude
SPIRITUAL FORTITUDE is essential in achieving "The abducted", "The Exploited", "The hermit" and most importantly, "The World".
Once again, "The abducted" and "The exploited" are passive under our priority achievement, "The world" in which you need to complete the computer game "ready or not" in "iron man" mode.
Studies performed on Spiritual fortitude in operators from PEPSI CO[www.pepsico.com]
  • In Study 1 (N = 410), an exploratory factor analysis revealed three SFS-9 subscales, each of which demonstrated evidence of internal consistency. Study 2 (N = 393) confirmed this factor structure on a separate sample and provided additional evidence for internal consistency. In Study 3 (N = 301), we present evidence of its discriminant, convergent, and incremental validity. SFS-9 scores predicted variance in meaning in life, spiritual well-being, religious coping, and adversity-related anxiety, above and beyond the contribution of grit and resilience.
  • Spiritual fortitude appears to be a useful construct in understanding the process of adjusting to, and thriving, in the midst of adversity, suffering, and trauma. Future hypotheses and research directions are provided to catalyze work in this new area of inquiry. (PsycINFO Database Record (c) 2019 APA, all rights reserved).
    Example of exercising spiritual fortitude and how it will assist in getting the achievement titled "The world"
    Every PEPSI CO[www.pepsico.com] operator is implanted and equipped with a Robotic surgical tool with ultrasound cauterizing and cutting instrument (see US6783524B2[patents.google.com] for more information)
    The pain is immense, the torment never ending, and the agony indescribable.
    Yet the operators manage to cope utilizing SPIRITUAL FORTITUDE all whilst enjoying PEPSI® products in an operational capacity. Using spiritual fortitude and communication with the divine (via the tac 3 radio channel) will help PEPSI® operators in overcoming fear, loss of digits, appendages, organ and bodily functions, traumatic brain injuries, severe pain, critical lapse in judgement, empathy, sympathy, fear, love, guilt, caring, passion, bonding, and curiosity. These are traits, characteristics and behaviors of a deviant and will be treated/delt with as such.
    Using this method will help you achieve "The abducted", "The Exploited" "The hermit" and "The World" in which you need to Complete ‘Buy Cheap, Buy Twice', ‘Hide and Seek', 'Ends of the Earth’, and 'Greased Palms’ at C+, Complete ‘The Spider’, ‘Valley of the Dolls’, ‘Sinuous Trail’, and '23 Megabytes a Second' at C+, And complete the computer game "ready or not" in "iron man" mode, as well as not losing a single PEPSI® BRAND operator for "The hermit" achievement.
SECTION 7. The arms outstretch upon sacred land.
YOUR WEAPONS ARE HALLOWED INSTRUMENTS.
In pursuit of the achievements "way out west" And "The hanged man", we must ensure our arsenal is up to PEPSI® BRAND standards. This means, we are utilizing the company standard for field operations:
  • KOROBOV TKB-22
  • BERGMANN 1896 SIDEARM
  • Patent 8843[1] ELECTRIC WHALING APPARATUS
  • SODOM AND GOMORRAH® BRAND OCULAR DESTRUCTIVE DEVICE
    Implementing these weapons and equipment in the field
    Being in possession of company weapons and equipment does not render you exempt from
    PMID: 30843715 DOI: 10.1037/tra0000449 AND doi: 10.1002/(SICI)1099-1611(199811/12)7:6<460::AID-PON328>3.0.CO;2-R. Remember where you came from.
    Using these weapons to their fullest is self explanatory and simple as you have been surgically meshed with the above weapons and equipment, as well as augmented with PEPSI® BRAND hormonal inhibitors to use them effectively.



CONCLUSION.
Congratulations, you have managed to adhere to PEPSI® company guidelines in your pursuit of all the "ready or not" computer game achievements. You may finally go outside and enjoy the 5 MINUTE outside break-time™, afforded to you by PEPSI® BRAND and subsidiaries (as follow)
  • FRITO LAY
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  • SABRITAS
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13 Comments
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Askindale 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:06am 
the civilians may be cuffed and are of no threat to me but the voices tell me otherwise.
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