The first step!
























































(PLEASE NOTE GRASS IS NOT SAND)
Turn off your pc and go the ♥♥♥♥ outside.
However if your crippled I recommend turning off you pc then become a high school chemistry teacher and give yourself cancer the made a bunch of m e t h, then touch gm_grass in a wheelchair!If you are a simp for mother nature then I highly recommend gauging your eyes out then falling over into a pit of fire and ascend past human possibility to become the ultimate life form that surpasses even the mightiness of gods. The go outside and touch gm_grass, at that point im not sure if gm_grass will mean much to you when you are in control of the multiverse.
If your afraid of flies and gm_grass as well as similar entities then I recommend grabbing a flamethrower and go the the amazon forest and burn it. Then you wont be afraid of them anymore because you will have larger things to worry about. If you are "special" (you know what I mean) then go back in time and show Hilter 21 jump street and save millions make sure people know it was you who did it so when you come back your followers can touch gm_grass for you.If you are a garrys mod server moderator then good luck with this, uninstall gmod then turn off your computer then get a real job and wait a few weeks to see if you addiction has been cleansed, if not then please refer to step one for more information.If you are in federal prison then i recommend getting to know EVERYONE around you and when its shower time drop the soap every single time its shower time for 10 weeks then with your newfound army of "soap drop responders" destroy the prison then go into hiding for 21 years no sooner or no later then touch grass and go back to prison.If you have no legs, get a job high up in the u.s government then snitch all the plains to Russia and start another cold war then purposely commit all 7 deadly sins in less than 30 seconds then kill yourself, in hell defeat satin and claim hell as yours. Then go back to the over-world, because you made a new cold war humans made robots that use blood as fuel, kill god then destroy mankind. Then touch grass. If you don't exist (or the dispenser from uncle Danes intro) then spawn "Gm_Shitballs6969669" and exploit gm_grass and made it so it turns red the preform a satanic ritual that dooms humanity then simply insert into the console "sv_cheats 1" to activate cheats and insert "sv_irlspawn" and ♥♥♥♥ earth over, then touch grass. If you play undertale simply go back in time and join japan right before Perl harbor and try to get in a bomber plane with you phone to record you doing what your doing, once in bomb america then go back to you original came from in time and tell people you bombed Perl harbor and if they don't believe you show them the prof and have historical documents pulled up showing that you did in fact play a role, then get imprisoned and craft a bomb out of toothpaste and blow the whole place up. then touch gm_grass.