So, if you want to survive the sayori plush invasion, you'll need some very clever hiding spots, sayori finds all, none will escape. all will perish. but anyways, if you want a good spot, hide in your walls, sayori doesn't look in the walls cause uh, i dont know, but just trust me bro.

You can't. You wouldn't hurt Sayori would you!??!?🤔

So, if Sayori ends up finding you, or you raise the white flag of failure (you, yes you, you're a failure if you raise the white flag) you can join Sayori plush in her rampage of destruction and arson. think like a Sayori, become a Sayori, that simple.

In order to lure Sayori away, you'll need a snack, preferably sweets, or a radio, but who uses radios in 2034? Sayori normally likes cookies and cake, but her favorite is cupcakes, and she loves music, in order for her to take the bait, she reacts to loud noises, so throwing something should work.

just like uh, don't die...