Peasants are identified by their dirty clothing and sad faces. Do not confuse peasants and oilpot-noobs/archer-noobs/glitch-noobs.

1. Warm up your fists. It is important that you do not skip this step.
2. Approach peasant.
3. Use your fists to destroy peasant.
4. Continue fisting other peasants.

Whenever you go about killing peasants make sure that you furiously press C. This will allow you to feel the full range of emotions. For maximum effect apply the command "laugh" while you are fisting the peasants. Ctrl can also be hammered (furiously) while looking up - this will allow you to show the enemy team how deranged the person behind the game really is...

Remember to use the chat command while you are fisting peasants. A man who can multitask is a man who is respected. Type along the lines of "here comes the peasant-fister" or "why are there no peasants on this map" or "which peasants taste the best with garlic"