When you first launch the game you'll be placed into a tutorial, make sure you complete the tutorial for an achievement and smash the bottle during step 2 to save time later.

Chef
You have cooked a meal!
Comes naturally from completing the tutorial or can be done in the main game.

Destruction
Smash a beer bottle
Can be done during step 2 in the tutorial or in the main game.

Tutorial Complete
You have learnt all essential life skills
Finish the tutorial.

Left Side of the Map
You Found the left side of the map
The left side of the map can be found between the PC tower and the desk.


Right Side of the Map
You Found the right side of the map
The right side of the map can be found behind the toy box.


ZERO GRAVITY
You have found the Zero G Easter Egg!
Hit the power button on the TV with the nerf gun or baseball bat.

The last 2 achievements come naturally by finishing your game, spam the keyboard buttons until a percentage shows on the computer screen, now the percentage will increase automatically.

Game Jammer
You have made your first small game


Game Finished
You finished an entire game!