Rust
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How To Be SpooderMan
By spb
Ever got sick of getting shot in the Head?
Why don't you become the local hero, SpooderMan
   
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First Things First
If you want to become SpooderMan you must first learn the Rules,
1. DO NOT Kill or harm any that hasn't tried to kill you
2. The main objective of a SpooderMan is to get onto people's roof and yell SPOODERMAN.
3. DO NOT forget the first two rules
4. If someone starts yelling at you you must yell at them louder and fatser
5. Any SpooderMans IS NOT premitted to carry any weapons apart from SpooderMan's signature weapon, The Rock
You're Ready To Get Started
After reading over the rules 4,972,843,027 you are ready to go out in to the wild.
Rust is a very dangerous place for the SpooderMan kind, as they are often shot in the head by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. To avoid gettingshot in the head you must run at them and say FUNKY BUNKY, YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥. Genarly you will still get shot in the head, but atleast you called them a ♥♥♥♥.
Now for the main Object of a SpooderMan can be read in the rules, we are going to talk about the ways to get ontop of peoples houses.
1. The easiest way is to find a house that is built by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you can find these house next to rocks or with stairs going on to thier roof from the outside.
2. The next way is to build you own way up, ethier with some stairs or pillars and barricades
3. Sometimes peole have ways to thier from from the inside, so if you ask nicely they may let you in and got to thier roof
Those are three simple ways to get onto peoples roofs. if you have any other great ideas on how to get onto peoples roofs, drop a comment cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
How To Become The Ultimate Badass SpooderMan
After using the Spooderways for over 50 hours I relized that I could be so much more Badassier. To become Ultimate Badass SpooderMan.
You must first successfully make 10 people rage quit from your doings.
Secondaly you Must be pro at getting onto peole roofs.
Thidly replacing your rock you need an uber hatchet.
Fourthly you need to be a level 72 Caveman.
Lastly you need to confirm Half Life 3, Gaben Plz.
Now that you have achivied Ultimate Badass SpooderMan quit the game and......
NEVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAY IT AGAIN
49 Comments
kaosrat 12 Mar, 2020 @ 11:16am 
good old legacy times
DRaFTED 8 Nov, 2015 @ 1:06am 
Lame ass post. FUCK YOU
Goobman 26 Sep, 2014 @ 3:16am 
fite me
Vermilion 21 Sep, 2014 @ 5:06pm 
rust-ust+thee= three half life three confirmed
GooseMcloose 21 Sep, 2014 @ 12:49am 
Y u no tlk liek dis?
Clappicus Cheekimus 20 Sep, 2014 @ 7:53pm 
god im fucking gay
DaBaby 19 Sep, 2014 @ 9:36pm 
i am an amazinf spooderman
lavamasterx 19 Sep, 2014 @ 6:20pm 
i think im redy to becom spooderman
Priest_Sorrow 18 Sep, 2014 @ 8:49am 
Sounds legit, Spooder-dude; YOLO SWAG 420 Blaze it
Png 15 Sep, 2014 @ 1:15pm 
6-3=3 HL3 confirmed