Half-Life

Half-Life

74 ratings
How to do nothing
By Saukr
you don't know how to do anything in the game, I'm the hero to help you.
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First step - after starting the game
After starting the game you can see start intro
Final step - in the menu
If you see this, is it menu.
now if you wanna do nothing you must not click or move the mouse or press anything on the keyboard

if you're not sure if you're really doing anything, you should see for an infinite amount of time like this in the picture:



If you see something different, you have failed to perform these procedures correctly and I recommend repeating all the procedures again.
12 Comments
exojjl2 6 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03am 
Instructions unclear I put my game disc in the blender and now I can't install the game.
watcher 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:41am 
10 stars, fantastico!!
anva 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:14am 
dude thank god an actually helpfull tutorial
CringeSovereign 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43pm 
thanks, i was struggling on figuring out how not to start the game. absolute banger of a guide, 5 stars.:steamthumbsup:
bluejetpackone #FIXTF2 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21am 
Bro, you saved me from doing random nonsense in the game. This let me do nothing even more efficiently and allowed me to stop wasting time on "playing the game". Thanks so much!
10/10 guide
Brigadier 20 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23pm 
Thank you Based God.
xack3r 20 Nov, 2023 @ 4:27am 
instructions unclear, i started cs:s instead of hl
RANMAN 19 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm 
Update: I've perfected my AFK stance to be completely still. Chafing nevertheless is worsening
RANMAN 19 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58pm 
12 hours in and i'm a bit chafed. Is there an option where i can resolve that?
YSL PURP 19 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03pm 
instructions unclear I speedran the game