press the b button stupid!
gman: Gordon Freeman in the flesh or in the hazard suit I took the liberty relieving you of your CLOTHES, most of them were government property *low poly blushing*
gordon freeman: im gordon freeman
gman: You’ve proved yourself my woke lgbtq+ supporter bf, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do with my idea to start a poly relationship with me and the xen aliens. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes.
gordon freeman: im gordon
gman: Otherwise... well... I can offer you a gen z life ruining cancellation you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived with the "black mesa isn't gay enough" twitter incident.
gordon freeman: im
gman: Time to choose.
gordon :
gman: Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead in the 2024 June lgbt protests
woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns...