This is the fastest way to die 1000 times.

Useful if you're pro and only died like 500 times or something, and already beat the game.

• Spicy shrimp flavour bowl noodle (must be that flavour
  
• Mr Sheen multi-surface wipes (must be that brand)
  
• Bottle opener from Venice (must be Venetian)

Go to your fave respawn point and set the above tools up as so:

Poor Laika will keep dying over and over. While you wait, maybe make a cuppa, take a shower, or go for a fun trip outside.

Each death is about 5-6 seconds.

Multiply your remaining deaths needed by 5, and then divide by 60 and this is your ETA in minutes.