Lethal Company

Lethal Company

35 ratings
How to do Murder
By Frogtrot
Hello, this is your fellow coworker, now as the (ex ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so many edgy people do this now) "Horrifically violent" guy in the discord there's no one more knowledgeable about how to kill your teamates, if I did this to you, I regret nothing.
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Shovel
The classic, now the shovel and stop sign are obviously good for killing your teamates for buying 3 TZP's but the obvious problem is that it's boring as ♥♥♥♥, We're better then that. I'm pretty sure everyone knows how to get a shovel or stop sign but if you don't then maybe boot up the game its pretty good :3

If you want a more interesting way to kill with the shovel then you'll need a teleporter. First of all say your going to be the chairman or ship guy or whatever you call it. Then go dark after 2-3 minutes, then you should start teleporting people to the ship, they'll have no weapons or walkie talkie to stop you as you beat them to death with the doors closed, rince and repeat until your demise is plotted.
Bees
Now if you want to get creative on making your friends hate you bees are a really good method. The best part about them is that you have plausible deniability. Lets say, hypotheticlly, you found a hive and need and need money, you would not be responsible if, sadly, the bees found the hive in the ship and mauled all of your team to death. You're just a bystander ;}
Misinformation
This is most likely the most effective method to kill people if they're new. This one is pretty easy to do. "IF YOU SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH EYELESS DOGS GET SCARED OFF" then they die. I'll give a few fun examples. "If you fall into the pit in the elevator room you can get up using the elevators." "The snare flea goes away if you run into an enemy, they kill the snare flea first" but the real fun of misinformation is you making it, so get out there and make your teamates have trust issues.
Ladder
The game has been updated recently (at the time of writing) adding the ladder! now the ladder is pretty fun to mess around with but theres something much more.... insidious, about it. Due to the violent nature of the ladders fall if a player is under the ladder they will be crushed and die. Now heres the kicker, unless they're in the discord and were active at a certain time, very few people know about the violent nature of the ladder, so. Say you want to test out the new update with your friends, and when you buy the ladder, "accidently" drop it towards them. Since no one knows about the ladder they will most likely die before they knew they were in danger. But theres always the issue that after the update is more well known people are gonna listen for the distinct ladder sound and get out of the way, but I BELIEVE in you, you can make it work.
Mask
Now the mask is an item that when interacted with turns you into a enemy npc. Now as fun as it is to betray your team with the item unless you get lucky it won't do ♥♥♥♥ unless you're sneaky with it. I do not have much experience but I will try my best. We can use the teleporter method but sadly there will be some downtime of them in the ship and you maskless so there's an issue that they could escape and call you a dweeb over voice chat. You can also put it on at the door to a dead end your crewmate is in but theres also the issue that they might play handy harry haunted house services and be well versed in JUKIN your ass. Overall the mask in fairly mid at killing your teamates despite it being very funny if you do pull it off.
Egg
as of the new Lethal Company beta our lord and savior has decided to add a brand new item, the egg. Now the egg like most holiday items has a use aside from being sold, being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuclear bomb.

The egg (I think) has a on hit chance to just straight up blow up, like, this can easily kill if they're low on health so, not only is it funny, but you have the element of surprise. It's very hard to dodge and since the beta came out... *check watch that does not exist, I do not own a watch* 12 hours ago as of writing you can turn friend and foes to literal ash before they even knew what happened. The only downside is that its random and eventually someone might pick up the egg and get some revenge so I guess use the egg as a griefing tool if you just have a severe gambling addiction
End lol
I made this mainly for fun but I will most likely add more methods if I find them. Toodaloo <3
10 Comments
Metropolice: unit 14827512 6 Jan @ 2:07pm 
ok dis is good
Uthur 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm 
Friendly reminder that corpses are worth 5 units a piece, so if you are shy of the quota by 15 or less then this guide is very helpful with "producing volunteers". For the Company!
⭕⃤ Father Minx 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09am 
The ladder trick is hilarious, I tell my teammates to go over the hatch and watch this cool trick....
Uthur 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:23pm 
Another good method that your teammates wouldn't suspect you for: be the navigation guy and say that all of the easy planets have horrible modifiers (stormy or flooded) so the only "safe" planet is one with the eclipse (or that there are only eclipse and flooded so yall are going to the stormy world then take out a piece of metal when your teammates are near).
Frogtrot  [author] 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:25am 
Why did this get so big I made this as a joke :stimulation:
BeansCottrell 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:37pm 
"violent" ":3"


yes sir, we found him, he'll be detained immediately
oliverb5 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am 
at least you have more class than just pulling the level
Oliver200Dude 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm 
I like the bees. :HatHealth:
PineappleBirthdayCake 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am 
i hope the company fires you bro
John Guppington 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19am 
Can confirm this femboy has claimed many lives so they are probably the most reliable source on lethaling your team.