Summary: This guide will teach you the many different ways you can consistently be hated by your team.

Why do your teammates need to know where the enemy is? They're more than capable of finding them on their own. Besides they're trying to listen for steps they don't need you talking over the game.

Okay so you can't keep your mouth shut huh? Its okay, just scream out every time you die in any language other than English so that all your teammates can't understand you (Russian preferred).

Why waste your time saving? maximise your chances of winning the round by force buying. Who needs economy anyways?

Always play solo and lurk as far away from your team as possible to avoid getting in your teammates way. You're a great player all on your own, they'll just give you away and you certainly don't need their help.

That's it rush into that site and take the enemies by surprise, they'll never see it coming.

Make sure to always make noise outside the bombsite, who cares if your team are trying to set up for smokes? Just push out and get that entry frag

That's just something else to worry about, we don't need to plant, its more risk than reward.

They can't afford to buy? that's their fault for dying, Save your money so you can buy AWP.

You're good at this game, if you die it can't be your fault. Make sure to blame it on your team. (Screaming in Russian preferred)

Remember, they caused you to die... Your teammates weren't helping you even though you went solo B, you even said "B RUSH BLYAT" at the start of the round and they went A anyways. Make sure to shoot them in the head when the round starts so they associate being bad at the game with being shot, This way they will learn to be a better player and you'll definitely win the match.